I can't believe (x2)

[normonster]

Ever have a double "I can't believe it" moment?

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I can't believe I'm actually someone's Dad....I can't believe I'm 35 and still can't believe I'm someone's Dad.

 

[j1n]

I cant believe you made a thread about things you cant believe.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I can believe it.

 

[hunter_le five]

We are nihilists. We believe in nothing.

 

[normonster]

I cant believe you made a thread about things you cant believe.

Can you believe you participated in such bafoonery?

 

[Tin4]

Ever have a double "I can't believe it" moment?

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I can't believe I'm actually someone's Dad....I can't believe I'm 35 and still can't believe I'm someone's Dad.

I can't believe society thinks I'm an adult.

I guess I thought a switch would be flipped and adult brain would kick in.

Turns out the only difference between adult and child is the sole crushing misery imposed on you by responsibility. Oh, and less underwear time.

I get to decide when the pants are on now. Take that mom and dad!

 

[hunter_le five]

I can't believe it's not butter.



No, I refuse to believe it's not butter.

 

[Tin4]

I can't believe it's not butter.



No, I refuse to believe it's not butter.

You're being willfully ignorant them. It isn't butter, it never will be butter, and them insulting my intelligence won't sell more artificially flavored vegetable oil.

But really, who's eating that much butter to where you're like "Man, I have to quit this butter, but it's such a staple of my diet that I need to switch to a non butter butter.".

 

[SnakeRidge]

We use Smart Balance. Because, duh, we're smart and balanced individuals. I mean, we still eat more butter than is healthy, but Smart Balance has its' place.

We also eat plenty of peanut butter, and other varieties of nut butters.

 

[KayaBrew]

We are nihilists. We believe in nothing.

Do you think the carpet pissers did this?

 

[arturo7]

I believe I'll have another beer.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

You're being willfully ignorant them. It isn't butter, it never will be butter, and them insulting my intelligence won't sell more artificially flavored vegetable oil.

But really, who's eating that much butter to where you're like "Man, I have to quit this butter, but it's such a staple of my diet that I need to switch to a non butter butter.".

If we had Planta, I would. Love that stuff. Despite the fact that I am pretty certain it is so artificial it could give cancer cancer.

 

[Fedora]

We also eat plenty of peanut butter, and other varieties of nut butters.

Ewww.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Ewww.

Do you mean to imply, sir, that there is no room for nut butter in your pantry?

 

[firerat]

We are nihilists. We believe in nothing.

Must be exhausting.

 

[b-boy]

I believe I'll have another beer.

I can't believe you're having another beer. (said every wife, everywhere)

 

[Psylocide]

I can't believe you're having another beer. (said every wife, everywhere)

"No, it's the same beer, I just refilled the glass."

 

[harleybug88]

I can't believe it's not butter.



No, I refuse to believe it's not butter.

"I LOVE butter! And being a Dad too."

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You're being willfully ignorant them. It isn't butter, it never will be butter, and them insulting my intelligence won't sell more artificially flavored vegetable oil.

But really, who's eating that much butter to where you're like "Man, I have to quit this butter, but it's such a staple of my diet that I need to switch to a non butter butter.".

this man preaches truth! There's no place for fake liar "butter " anywhere for any damn reason.

 

[fuzzy2133]

always could use more butter, is it that hard to believe?

 

[arturo7]

Did somebody say bacon? No? Well, allow me;

bacon

 

[day_trippr]

Mmmmm.....

BACON!

With banana.

Cheers! (wait - what were y'all talking about? )

 

[Natdavis777]

I can't believe it's not butter.



No, I refuse to believe it's not butter.

He can believe it....

 

[1977Brewer]

I can't believe it took that long to get to Fabio.

...and that this thread exists.

 

[Natdavis777]

I can't believe it took that long to get to Fabio.
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I second that

 

[Kwitty]

I can't believe I read this crap!
I can't believe I posted in this crap!

 

[Zuljin]

Spray fake butter is a crime against the nation and all of humanity.

 

[Fedora]

I keep the nut butter where it belongs.

For cooking, real butter of course. I must admit that for bread and butter, which I eat alot of, I prefer the taste of margarine. Shrug.