Human Bed Warming

[Bopper]

Holiday Inn, operator of over 4,000 hotels worldwide, will begin to offer a free five-minute "human bed-warming service" at its London Kensington hotel throughout next week.
If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.
Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall described the plan as something like having a "giant hot water bottle in your bed."
Dr Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Centre, said the idea could help people get off to sleep, as cold beds inhibit slumber.
"Holiday Inn's new bed warmers service should help people achieve a good night's sleep especially as it's taking much longer for them to warm up when they come in from the snow."

[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583659,00.html?test=latestnews


This is absolutely rediculous! How is this not a joke!?!?!?

 

[Kerberbb]

Awesome, but only if its a 20 something blonde scantily dressed... Nobody wants a fat Peter Griffin guy in footie PJ's in their bed.

 

[Bopper]

Awesome, but only if its a 20 something blonde scantily dressed... Nobody wants a fat Peter Griffin guy in footie PJ's in their bed.

The bigger the guy, the quicker the heating.

 

[Kaner]

Some people have too much damn money. I'd like to smack the person that thought of this.

 

[Hinermad]

The bigger the guy, the quicker the heating.

Heck yeah. That's why it's my job.

Dave

 

[Bobby_M]

Never heard of an electric blanket I guess.

 

[Fingers]

That would creep me out almost as sitting down on a toilet seat still warm from the last person.

 

[conpewter]

Yeah an electric blanket on a timer would be a lot easier, have it turn on for 10 minutes before you go to bed.

 

[IrregularPulse]

That would creep me out almost as sitting down on a toilet seat still warm from the last person.

I agree. This would gross me out knowing it was someone else's body heat.

 

[srm775]

The bigger the guy, the quicker the heating.

the gassier the quicker too.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I dunno if I'd want a " giant water bottle" in my bed. Those things went out cause they'd leak and I don't even want to think about what part of the human water bottle left the wet spot.

 

[Domminigan]

Back in the day they used to send the kids out to warm up the outhouse seat on cold winter days.

Makes sense to me.

 

[Chudz]

Okay, screw you guys, you are shooting down my job opportunities overseas. I promise I will shower regularly and heat your bed-away-from-home prior to your actual sack-time.

And if it just happens that you, your wife, and I wake up in the same bed in the morning . . . then I won't be selling naughty pictures to the Star, now will I?

Unless of course, you are a poor bed-warmer tipper that is. . . .