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I woke up and a nurse was pressing repeatedly on my lower abdomen with both hands and having a conversation with someone I could not see. When she looked back down and saw I was looking at her she nearly jumped out of her shoes. I said, "What are you doing?". She said, "I'm trying to get all that gas out they used to inflate your colon for the exam." I said, "Honey, I can take care of that, don't you worry."TMI.
At my first scoping, they said I may or may not fall asleep, and could watch the procedure on the monitor if awake. I thought cool - I'll watch. Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a recliner.
@Kent88 Swiping memes, huh?
I wouldn't mind helping her search for that phone charger she's sure she packed somewhere...View attachment 859587
Somewhere there's a fashion designer wearing a canvas jacket with extra long sleeves and giggling hysterically at this.
Isn’t one who plays the flute actually known as a “flautist?”
as soon as i get something new, all tags go out...
The word exists meaning cultured or refined, and autocorrect is willing to suggest it on my phone.Why can things only be uncouth? Why can't they be couth?
Also I never understood why it was pronounced 'floutist' not 'flutist'.
Other than the fact that my flutist wife didn't even chuckle, there's nothing I recognize as inappropriate. Which may not be saying much.Hopefully there wasn't anything subtly inappropriate about the flutist meme. I just passed it on to my niece.
Isn’t one who plays the flute actually known as a “flautist?”
So that would be with the French pronunciation?I call them flutiers…
Pipers!I call them flutiers…
Got that right.Sounds like it's in the spirit of rm -rf
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
one doesThe word exists meaning cultured or refined, and autocorrect is willing to suggest it on my phone.
We just need to start using it in conversation again and be willing to sound like Downton Abbey.
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