how about a meme generator thread...

[grampamark]

Lilly Tomlin nailed that phone operator lady…

“Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?”

 

[GrogNerd]

"one ringy dingy"

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

 

[pvpeacock]

Wow, is that a picture of a distant galaxy taken by the James Webb Space Telescope or a Kiwi pizza?

Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo | CNN

A French scientist has apologized after tweeting a photo of a slice of chorizo, claiming it was an image of a distant star taken by the James Webb Space Telescope.

www.cnn.com

 

[Pkrd]

Wow, is that a picture of a distant galaxy taken by the James Webb Space Telescope or a Kiwi pizza?

Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo | CNN

A French scientist has apologized after tweeting a photo of a slice of chorizo, claiming it was an image of a distant star taken by the James Webb Space Telescope.

www.cnn.com

Leave us out of it. Those are Chinese Gooseberries.

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

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Nobody should want that on pizza!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

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I hate you*

*Not really

 

[Kent88]

 

[GrogNerd]

The BigHair at IHop: "I forgot to mention senior discount "

Looks at bill, starts to cry: "I didn't have to!"

 

[chessking]

 

[GrogNerd]

The BigHair at IHop: "I forgot to mention senior discount "

Looks at bill, starts to cry: "I didn't have to!"

maybe it was the old AF guy she was with

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[GrogNerd]

if the dude from "Outlander" & Simon Pegg had a baby

 

[Kent88]

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[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Yeah, the lack of birth control and unfair treatment of woman had nothing to do with it, it was just these kinds of dresses making guys chucked all of a heap. All the guys would see a girl in that and think she was the jammiest bit of jam.

It’s a nightgown, and it kept granny’s neck warm when Gramps was frisky.

 

[Kent88]

It’s a nightgown, and it kept granny’s neck warm when Gramps was frisky.

Aren't dresses and gowns the same thing? I thought dresses and gowns were the same thing.

 

[Sailingeric]

Aren't dresses and gowns the same thing? I thought dresses and gowns were the same thing.

 

[doug293cz]

Aren't dresses and gowns the same thing? I thought dresses and gowns were the same thing.

I don't think anybody would confuse a hospital gown with a dress.

Brew on

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Aren't dresses and gowns the same thing? I thought dresses and gowns were the same thing.

Well, Kent a nightgown is sleepwear. Of course, one could sleep in a dress or wear a nightgown to shop in Walmart, but that would be weird. A gown refers to a fancy dress usually full length. Bottom line whatever a woman wears or how much is spent on the garment the clothing may not stay on very long when it comes to romance. Of course you already know that.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[balrog]

or wear a nightgown to shop in Walmart, but that would be weird.

I'm not so sure about that, unfortunately.

 

[Pkrd]

I'm not so sure about that, unfortunately.

It's weird, but not uncommon.

 

[soccerdad]

Dresses open at the back like hospital gowns are a fascinating visual.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I'm not so sure about that, unfortunately.

A significant percentage of Walmart shoppers that go in their pajamas or a nightgown doesn’t normalize it. It’s weird. I called out the big box store, because their shoppers are infamous for this and worse.

 

[Kharnynb]

sigh....hand me the brain bleach.....

 

[balrog]

So much wrongness all in one place

 

[pvpeacock]

Going to Walmart makes me believe that Men in Black was actually a documentary and all the aliens gather at Walmart. It's kind of like the intergalactic airport for our planet.

 

[3 Dawg Night]

I can never un-see that, @Hoppy2bmerry. I hope your next brew stalls out at 35% attenuation.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I can never un-see that, @Hoppy2bmerry. I hope your next brew stalls out at 35% attenuation.

You just couldn’t take sort of topless granny in pink, right?

 

[bracconiere]

 

[Kent88]

@bracconiere the thumbs up wasn't an option, please pick or (but tilted laughing face like that)

 

[bracconiere]

@bracconiere the thumbs up wasn't an option, please pick or (but tilted laughing face like that)

 

[doug293cz]

Dresses open at the back like hospital gowns are a fascinating visual.

Depends on who's wearing it. I'm pretty sure I don't make a "fascinating visual" in one.

Brew on

 

[balrog]

The Dancing Henrys comes to mind.
(Something's Gotta Give)