Homebrew Humor

[AnonyBrew]

Found this site with some funny homebrew stuff. The site also has a free recipe calculator.

http://www.tastybrew.com/humor/

 

[Jesse17]

Proud to admit that I'm guilty of a lot of those things.

 

[Revvy]

Count me in for the majority of those things as well.

 

[Short Drive]

If you're a guy and you go to the bar to meet guys to talk homebrew with. SEWAGE rules.

 

[Silviakitty]

If you watch your primary fermenter with the same intensity that a cat watches an aquarium; If you have ever hugged your primary fermenter; If you spend more time thinking about beer than drinking beer

Those are me, right there.

If you can estimate hair color in degrees Lovibond.

Now that'd be interesting...make a beer to match my hair at the time.

I have occasionally matched a stout or a porter, but generally I'm more of a nut-brown or red ale (more brown than, but close). I can't see myself as a hefe, though.

 

[Ooompa Loompa]

I think at least 75% of those fit me!!!

 

[bradsul]

Way too many of those apply to me.

 

[Evets]

If you're a guy and you go to the bar to meet guys to talk homebrew with. SEWAGE rules.

By golly, I did that just today.

 

[Silviakitty]

Can a girl get away with doing that in a bar or will it sound like a pickup line? "Hey there, I see you're drinking a really interesting beer...you know, I brew beer..."

 

[homebrewer_99]

I remember adding one to that list a couple years ago...

You know you're a homebrewer if . . .you have "homebrewer" as part of your email address...

 

[quickerNu]

If the only time you clean your kitchen is just before brewing a new batch.
ouch, guilty.

 

[Jesse17]

Can a girl get away with doing that in a bar or will it sound like a pickup line? "Hey there, I see you're drinking a really interesting beer...you know, I brew beer..."

No, that's just teasing. You'd have to say somethin' like "Ya, that's good, but I've made better. You can taste some at my place if you wanna try it." To make it a pickup line.

 

[Silviakitty]

Hey, that's good...I'm gonna write that one down.

 

[Aaron1983]

If you have moved clothes out of your closet to make room for more fermenters.

Stupid shirts....

 

[Aaron1983]

If walking across the kitchen floor sounds like velcro.

....See Clicky!...guitly ...

 

[Arneba28]

sticky lol..That was a batch of mead where about a cup of honey made it to the floor...then the cat screamed when it got its hair stuck in it later..I just stepped around it while I was brewing, the cat didnt!

 

[Flyin' Lion]

If you have used a bottle opener on a twist-off cap.

Guilty.

 

[Kevin Dean]

I chuckle at some of those and say "Yeah, like that would EVER happen!".

Then, on the very lext line I find myself sayng "Takes stuff out of a CLOSET? No Way! I've moved furniture to ensure my Better Bottles fit though.