holy ****! im married!

[phillyhomebrew]

Well, finally tied the knot this past weekend. Offered our guests some of my own wine and barley wine as thank you gifts.

So now what? Is she going to crack the whip? Who knows.

 

[wildwest450]

So now what? Is she going to crack the whip? Who knows.

If she does, please keep it to yourself, we are experiencing way too many nutless homebrewer threads at the moment.


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[viking73]

She outta be in the kitchen making you a sammy.

 

[phillyhomebrew]

Luckily since I took over the LHBS she can't complain too much as its helping to pay the bills.

 

[phillyhomebrew]

She outta be in the kitchen making you a sammy.

Why don't women wear watches?






Cause there's a clock on every stove.

 

[viking73]

Why don't women wear watches?

Cause there's a clock on every stove.

And I thought it was because they couldn't tell time. Sheesh.

 

[phillyhomebrew]

Heh... but in all seriousness, I love my new wife. Shell continue to support me and all my alcohol and food related hobbies.

 

[JonM]

Congrats man!

 

[viking73]

That's great!

 

[Misfit]

Why don't women wear watches?






Cause there's a clock on every stove.

oooo i got another one. why shouldnt women ski.......cause they cant get close enough to the stove with skiis on. or you can say theres no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom

 

[beersteiner2345]

Congrats!

 

[Homercidal]

Congratulations!

I think you'll find things will continue just as they always have. At least for a while. until you make her mad...

 

[the_bird]

or you can say theres no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom

.... make too many jokes like that, and it gets pretty frigid!

 

[Bobby_M]

So now what?

Sir, you are proper ****ed now. All the jokes about marriage should be compiled and put into the non fiction section of the library. Don't drink too much at first. You need to work up to it.

 

[the_bird]

I'd hope he's properly ****ed; he just got back from his honeymoon!

 

[friday]

Congratulations, getting married to my wife has been my greatest achievement and I hope you find your new marriage to be the same.

My only complaint is that when I got married I could fit all my belongings into two bags,( that is freedom for me). Now I have a couch and all kinds of stuff. It's been quite a compromise but that's part of marriage.

 

[Bithead]

Wait, you were on Snyder Ave? I'll update my GPS. Congratulations on getting hitched!

 

[bottlebomber]

Congratulations, getting married to my wife has been my greatest achievement and I hope you find your new marriage to be the same.

My only complaint is that when I got married I could fit all my belongings into two bags,( that is freedom for me). Now I have a couch and all kinds of stuff. It's been quite a compromise but that's part of marriage.

If you don't stay on your A-game you might again find yourself with just the two bags

 

[gak27]

Congrats! Like I said in the other thread to the guy that just got engaged:

Now you can introduce her as your ex-girlfriend.

 

[friday]

If you don't stay on your A-game you might again find yourself with just the two bags

Your not kidding, she makes all the money. It's good thing I can hold my breath for a very long time, that's the key to a successful marriage.

 

[phillyhomebrew]

Wait, you were on Snyder Ave? I'll update my GPS. Congratulations on getting hitched!

Ya, the original Barry retired and sold the company to me and another guy. Stop in and check us out.

As for the Ski jokes, brilliant. I hope to go skiing this year, but not sure if I'll have time.

And I'm not properly ****ed yet, leaving for the honeymoon today... I better finish packing.