tripplehazzard
Well-Known Member
Use your mobile app to post drunken mumbling. Say a bunch of random stuff into your talk to text! Make sure you include something beer related.
This is a true one. I text/spoke to my neighbor because as I was driving away from our neighborhood I saw smoke coming from the area of her house. My actual words: I see smoke in the rearview mirror, hope it's not our neighborhood. What she got: I get thoughts broken by my rearview mirror and look at you by our neighborhood.
I like to Shim sham want to flimflam in the being with the Dark Lord while I'm drinking all the billings went to and the fries went back in the first