Here i am on date night with the wife enjoying homebrew talk

[geckler]

Figured it was an appropriate time to make a post for some reason

 

[Channel66]

Hbt is good foreplay. Next week you should bring her to work with you, now thats a date!

 

[jmtwo]

Date night and you're posting on HBT???

I think you're doing it wrong.

 

[osagedr]

Figured it was an appropriate time to make a post for some reason

Well done!

And...it's "SWMBO."

 

[Fennis]

Well done!

And...it's "SWMBO."

I am sorry to beat a dead horse, but please...enough with the SWMBO. My wife is not 'one who must be obeyed'.

 

[Wolfhound180]

I am sorry to beat a dead horse, but please...enough with the SWMBO. My wife is not 'one who must be obeyed'.

Haha

 

[lou2row]

I am sorry to beat a dead horse, but please...enough with the SWMBO. My wife is not 'one who must be obeyed'.

My wife is SWMBI.

 

[aubiecat]

i am sorry to beat a dead horse, but please...enough with the swmbo. My wife is not 'one who must be obeyed'.

+1000

 

[Pappers_]

I am sorry to beat a dead horse, but please...enough with the SWMBO. My wife is not 'one who must be obeyed'.

Chill, friend, it's all in jest.

Real relationship insight is best sought somewhere else than this homebrewing site. That goes for politics, vocation, child rearing, religion, or any other area of life other than brewing. Shockingly, there are a lot of nut jobs around here - but they're nutjobs who know a lot about brewing, so I like them

 

[passedpawn]

Chill, friend, it's all in jest.

Real relationship insight is best sought somewhere else than this homebrewing site. That goes for politics, vocation, child rearing, religion, or any other area of life other than brewing. Shockingly, there are a lot of nut jobs around here - but they're nutjobs who know a lot about brewing, so I like them

Yes, agree, yes, yes, repeat, lots of them, agree.

I think the SWMBO thing is funny, and I use that term also. That doesn't mean that my wife is the boss of me .... (oh ****, here she comes... gotta go ...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

What the feck is date night?

Isn't that what got you SWMBO'd in the first place?

 

[Fennis]

Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, its just a very overused term here and for some reason it just drives me nuts.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, its just a very overused term here and for some reason it just drives me nuts.

SWMBO drives your nuts?

Isn't that the obvious meaning of SWMBO?

I mean if SWMBO didn't mean she controls your nuts then it wouldn't be SWMBO.

Why does SWMBO bother you? You'd rather "Ole Lady"?

At least SWMBO acknowledges some level of power, whether you admit it or not.

 

[osagedr]

SWMBO is tongue-in-cheek for me.

For others, SWMBO applies very literally.

Either way...SWMBO is a great brewers' term.

 

[shecky]

Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, its just a very overused term here and for some reason it just drives me nuts.

I think it might be the stick in your butt.

I don't like the term and don't use it, but I have far bigger things to worry about.

 

[Fennis]

I think it might be the stick in your butt.

I don't like the term and don't use it, but I have far bigger things to worry about.

Could very well be that. I didn't have coffee yet and I got a few emails at work that didn't start my day well, so maybe I am a little grumpy too.

 

[Fennis]

SWMBO drives your nuts?

Isn't that the obvious meaning of SWMBO?

I mean if SWMBO didn't mean she controls your nuts then it wouldn't be SWMBO.

Why does SWMBO bother you? You'd rather "Ole Lady"?

At least SWMBO acknowledges some level of power, whether you admit it or not.

I prefer to use wife. Its 4 characters versus 6 in caps, so technically speaking its easier to type versus an actual thought process to move your fingers to shift and type 6 keys. Beyond that its just a term that annoys me. Kind of like the word jumbo...I really hate that word. Maybe I have some mental problems?


EDIT: I think I just figured out why I hate the term SWMBO....

 

[FreshZ]

For me SWMBO is kind of tongue in cheek. If she really needed to be obeyed, I wouldn't be brewing all the time, spending money on brew equipment and fridges, storing bottles (full and empty) all over the house, and talking about the process all the time. Especially since she doesn't even like beer.

 

[GodsStepBrother]

I think SWMBO is writing this for Fennis.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I think SWMBO is writing this for Fennis.

Like any woman would refuse the title.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

For me SWMBO is kind of tongue in cheek. If she really needed to be obeyed, I wouldn't be brewing all the time, spending money on brew equipment and fridges, storing bottles (full and empty) all over the house, and talking about the process all the time. Especially since she doesn't even like beer.

It's not the beer she likes. It's the feeling of superiority from all the beg forgiveness pampering.

 

[GodsStepBrother]

Like any woman would refuse the title.

I would love that title, think of it. If my wife refered to me as HWMBO. Or MWMBO. No complains here!

 

[jammin]

OP's jimmies are rustled

 

[spearko520]

i just think it's cool you let your wife date. I've been trying to convince mine to get out there and mingle it up a bit, myself.

 

[weirdboy]

I prefer to use wife. Its 4 characters versus 6 in caps, so technically speaking its easier to type versus an actual thought process to move your fingers to shift and type 6 keys. Beyond that its just a term that annoys me. Kind of like the word jumbo...I really hate that word. Maybe I have some mental problems?


EDIT: I think I just figured out why I hate the term SWMBO....

Wait! Is it because it's only 5 characters?

 

[Fennis]

Wait! Is it because it's only 5 characters?

Good call...never was good at math!

 

[osagedr]

I prefer to use wife. Its 4 characters versus 6 in caps, so technically speaking its easier to type versus an actual thought process to move your fingers to shift and type 6 keys. Beyond that its just a term that annoys me. Kind of like the word jumbo...I really hate that word. Maybe I have some mental problems?


EDIT: I think I just figured out why I hate the term SWMBO....

Is it 'cuz your SWMBO is JUMBO?

 

[Homercidal]

WIFE

Wonderful In Full Exposure


Eh, who needs SWMBO?

 

[Pappers_]

i just think it's cool you let your wife date. I've been trying to convince mine to get out there and mingle it up a bit, myself.

Now that there is laugh out loud funny!