Help me Understand: Lesbians

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Jester369 said:
Aww man, I'm hurt. ;) :D
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This is why the good Lord invented the four-way... the girls get to play to their hearts content, and if the guys aren't into the guy thing... there's plenty girly bits and pieces to plunder!

I mean...

Um...

So I heard.
 
I've noticed a trend here the last 2 days....Non fightclub worthy threads get started in fightclub and really fightclub-able threads don't get started in fightclub. We really need to get our priorities straight....

:D
 
I dont know, but every chick that I've ever dated that's been bisexual has been nucking futs. I know a pile of nice gay people, I'm always playing musicals. haha But all of the bi-ladies that I know are just crazy.
 
eschatz said:
I dont know, but every chick that I've ever dated that's been bisexual has been nucking futs. I know a pile of nice gay people, I'm always playing musicals. haha But all of the bi-ladies that I know are just crazy.
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I personally don't know any heterosexual women.

Not kidding.

Only a couple are nuts... I suspect that insanity is equally spread across all orientations.
 
eschatz said:
I dont know, but every chick that I've ever dated that's been bisexual has been nucking futs.
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I have only know 2-3 bisexual women, so making a blanket statement is asinine, but they are definitely the less mentally balanced of the people I know (particularly one that has mentally traumatized the men and women she dated).
 
I dunno. BIL's SWMBO is (or at least was) bi-sexual, and she's pretty level-headed. I suspect she may be more of a LUG than a "true" bisexual, though.
 
You think the girl looks like a man because of the stereotypes you hold of what a man and a woman both are supposed to look like. Really the "man" just wants to be tough, capable and strong, not necessarily a man, just not ultra feminine as all the pressures tell her to be. Interesting a lesbian couple would have a lesbian daughter though... brings up the nature vs nurture debate, or just a freak coincidence.
 
It would e a very dull world if we all totally understood everyone else's preferences.

I don't understand lesbians, and I don't expect them to uderstand me or goats. (Not that the two are in any way related)

I just know that life would be less interesting if I knew all about the fantasies and aspirations that a lesbian might have. They would also prbably feel the same way about me, and let's say for arguement's sake, the fantasies of goats too.

I have nothing against lesbians, mostly because they won't let me close enough to get anything against them.

I wonder if lesbians like goats?

Why did someone start a thread about the sexual orientation of goats anyway!!??
 
I'm a little surprised this hasn't been mentioned here yet...

I'm a bit embarrassed to admit it, but as a teen I didn't have a clue how to make a woman feel good. Most guys don't. We simply don't have an understanding of the "hardware" as it were. Us guy's bits don't need a rocket scientist to figure out. I can see how a woman might turn to another woman just to be with someone who understands what feels good.
 
Neunelfer said:
You think the girl looks like a man because of the stereotypes you hold of what a man and a woman both are supposed to look like.
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Look at my picture, that is what a man is supposed to look like.










This is also an acceptable looking man.

Hoff.jpg
 
ma2brew said:
I'm a little surprised this hasn't been mentioned here yet...

I'm a bit embarrassed to admit it, but as a teen I didn't have a clue how to make a woman feel good. Most guys don't. We simply don't have an understanding of the "hardware" as it were. Us guy's bits don't need a rocket scientist to figure out. I can see how a woman might turn to another woman just to be with someone who understands what feels good.
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Shi!T I am an old man compared to a teen. After seeing some of the "hardware and software" availble to women I am not sure I have ever known what feels good to them.
 
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Seriously-Most lesbians( I have one at work I play volleyball and paintball with) just want to be one of the guys. The ones that talk about it-are actually bi.
 
I'm just waiting for the obligitory pic of The "acceptable" Hoff eating a hamburger off the floor now


3......2......1.....
 
Let's be honest, most of us understand nothing of women in general. Why did they pick us? I wonder every other time I see my girlfriend... :p

Most of the gay people we know are probably completely normal just like any other guy. They just sort of betray themselves by a conspicuous lack of talk of boobs and such. Just as much football and cars... just no... boobs.

About the daughter, she's probably just imitating, most people don't know what sexuality they really are untill after puberty. She might still come around. The butch girlfriend is a nice indication of what she might really be looking for.
 
Nerro said:
Let's be honest, most of us understand nothing of women in general. Why did they pick us? I wonder every other time I see my girlfriend... :p

Most of the gay people we know are probably completely normal just like any other guy. They just sort of betray themselves by a conspicuous lack of talk of boobs and such. Just as much football and cars... just no... boobs.

About the daughter, she's probably just imitating, most people don't know what sexuality they really are untill after puberty. She might still come around. The butch girlfriend is a nice indication of what she might really be looking for.
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Banky Edwards from Chasing Amy:
That's why I can't buy lesbians.
Everyone needs d*ck. See, I can buy f*gs. Bunch of guys that need d*ck - just plain need it?
That I get. Dykes? Bullsh*t posturing. But - live and let live, I guess.
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Revvy said:
The potential for this thread really becomming fun would be greatly increased if this had been posted in Fightclub. :D

What I can't quite get around is the notion of Lesbians and strapon's, or dildoes, I mean doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of becoming one anyway?:confused:
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Nerve endings are nerve endings. Certain things feel good.
 
BraeHaus said:
I'm just dumb, I just don't get why these attractive women go after these manly, butch women when there are guys who look more attractive?
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The heart wants what it wants. Human biology is weird; human psychology is weird; ergo, human desire is weird.

We all have our kinks. I've woken up next to some pretty sketchy stuff in my wilder days.
 
pldoolittle said:
This is SOOO simple.

A threesome requires that two of the sexual partners be same-sex.
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You assume that all of the participants are recognizable are one or the other sex... Trannies not included??

I went to Disney World a few years back during Gay Day Weekend. There were a LOT MORE hot men walking around than hot women. All the gay ladies were tatooed, pierced, butch... The guys were clean, tan, buff...

Hey, where all the lipstick lesbians??
 
I'm beginning to think that all those hot porn-lesbians might in fact be well-payed heterosexual women...
 
Butch lesbians = :eek:
Lipstick lesbians = :D
Bisexual women = :rockin:

I would like to take this opportunity to proudly admit I too am a lesbian. ;)
 

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