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How is drinking Budweiser like having sex in a boat?


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...it's f---ing close to water!


You can insert any of your favorite "American Style Light Lager" beers into this joke.
 
I heard that one on an episode of "Three Sheets". I think it was the one when he went to Belgium and ran into an obnoxious American "beer hunter" in a pub. The guy kept drinking the host's beers.

John
 
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