Great News for These Financially Challenging Times!

[BooneDocks]

I found a prostitute who charges by the inch.

Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought some of you HBTers might enjoy a cheap night out.

What! I was only thinking of you.

 

[Tonedef131]

lol i have a small penis it would be cheap

good one buddy

 

[McKBrew]

So what if you "promised" to play Just the Tip!

 

[llazy_llama]

Wait, what's my mom doing up in Michigan?

 

[Borisbbadd]

Will she take an I.O.U. ?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

What about width (girth)? I don't want no hidden fees!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Is it per inch, or per inch at each stroke? Wait, no need to answer. Either way I'm golden.

 

[Kronin]

can i use candian tire money?

 

[Ceedubya]

Is her name Marni? Tell my exwife she needs to lower her rates.

"She done gone back to whorin, this aint her first time
I'd love to get some lovin but Im down to my last dime
She looked like an angel, but my life’s a wreck
I’d go from hell straight to heaven, if she'd just take a check
Shes gone back to whorin, but shes a good girl
She got fish-net holes and too much jerry curl
I miss here when Im lonesome, when Im horny reall bad
She aint to cheap boy, shes the best that I’ve had"

 

[Borisbbadd]

If it was my ex, I would be proud of her for finally getting a job.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

You know the economy is bad when they have lineup for chicks applying to be new strippers.

 

[EvilTOJ]

yea Denny, but the plus side is we're getting a whole lot of strippers!

 

[Homercidal]

Last whore I met said she is just grateful to have something warm in her stomach.