Funny things you've overheard about beer

[ABVIBUSRM]

"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."

talk about off flavors

 

[Billy-Klubb]

talk about off flavors

no one complained about my Scrote-ish Ale. no one else tried it, but that's not the point. bwahahahaha!!

 

[unionrdr]

I was watching craig tube's weekly homebrew Wednesday video a lil bit ago. He showed my home brewing Kindle Book I'd sent him. But mispronounced the title due to the font I'd used. Kinda funny @ 7:11...

The link to the E-book is in my sig below.

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

no one complained about my Scrote-ish Ale. no one else tried it, but that's not the point. bwahahahaha!!

hahahah scrote-ish ale..you a crazy mofo you know that billy?

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."

Did you at least take it to dinner first?

 

[Barley_Bob]

"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."

You know that's not how you perform a protein rest, right?

 

[rockbasementbeer]

"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."

...i'll assume mass homebrew consumption was involved in this post...

 

[GrogNerd]

"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."

if you offer me one of your beers, I don't care if you're a 10-time Ninkasi winner, think I'll pass

 

[TheCADJockey]

if you offer me one of your beers, I don't care if you're a 10-time Ninkasi winner, think I'll pass

Gotta try anything at least once. You never know what you might like.

 

[BreezyBrew]

http://allaboutbeer.com/review/fenrir-tadreyktur-ipa-nr-26/ not planning on trying this anytime soon!

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

http://allaboutbeer.com/review/fenrir-tadreyktur-ipa-nr-26/ not planning on trying this anytime soon!

JHC whats next dung dry hops:cross:

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

There are two kinds of people in this world
1) People who have always wanted to try sheep dung smoked malt
2) Liars.

 

[mcspanner]

There are two kinds of people in this world
1) People who have always wanted to try sheep dung smoked malt
2) Liars.

No, there are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.



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[GrogNerd]

Gotta try anything at least once. You never know what you might like.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy emeffer

 

[WilliamSlayer]

Big clue Blue Moon is Coors is it's brewed in Golden, CO

It's funny because that was how I caught on to Shock Top too. I was at a friends summer party, grabbed the 'craftiest' looking beer in his cooler and started reading....

Was totaly fooled till I looked to see where it was from - 'Brewed in St. Louis MO.'.... wtf? Wait... really? (That creeping sense of doom as I see the Screw Top...)

Taste...

Sigh.

Well, it's better than the BL sitting next to it in the cooler.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

No, there are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.



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It all depends how you look at it. I could argue there are two different types of people in this world:
1) People who can extrapolate from incomplete data

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Yoda says there are two, "Those who do, and those who do not. There is no try." you can't argue with ancient tiny green men that slice you into chunks before you blink. or you can, but don't try.

 

[BeerGrylls]

"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."

How do you think they got the idea for those elaborately shaped mash paddles? http://avenar.deviantart.com/art/The-Truth-About-Crop-Circles-147539137

 

[Hamaki]

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy emeffer

I've been told it tastes like chicken, dark meat.

 

[biochemedic]

...i'll assume mass homebrew consumption was involved in this post...

Or perhaps in the act itself?

 

[brandonman]

Or perhaps in the act itself?

Or both.

 

[lowtones84]

http://allaboutbeer.com/review/fenrir-tadreyktur-ipa-nr-26/ not planning on trying this anytime soon!

I would honestly try that without hesitation. Probably enthusiastically.

 

[ubnserved]

It's funny because that was how I caught on to Shock Top too. I was at a friends summer party, grabbed the 'craftiest' looking beer in his cooler and started reading....

Was totaly fooled till I looked to see where it was from - 'Brewed in St. Louis MO.'.... wtf? Wait... really? (That creeping sense of doom as I see the Screw Top...)

Taste...

Sigh.

Well, it's better than the BL sitting next to it in the cooler.

I was expecting a pop top also after I tasted it I wasn't. I was also disappointed.

 

[hunter_le five]

How do you think they got the idea for those elaborately shaped mash paddles? http://avenar.deviantart.com/art/The-Truth-About-Crop-Circles-147539137

I sort of want to unsee that. But only sort of.

 

[Kirkwooder]

"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."

The new meaning of cock ale, or is it the old meaning?

 

[unionrdr]

The new meaning of cock ale, or is it the old meaning?

Um...does that mean that a stiff DRINK has no conscience as well?

 

[bleme]

Not about beer... but half of this thread isn't either so...

We went out to dinner with some friends and unexpectedly ran into some old friends of theirs who invited us to sit with them. I am introduced as a beer maker which gets the new friends talking about ANOTHER friend of theirs who makes wine and gives them a bottle every year. They say it is the worst stuff they have ever had, with loads of floaties in it but they always give him back positive comments when asked. Well, they should have been more honest because the friend just spent his life savings buying a vineyard!

 

[krackin]

no, there are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.



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11.

 

[gometz]

Not about beer... but half of this thread isn't either so...

We went out to dinner with some friends and unexpectedly ran into some old friends of theirs who invited us to sit with them. I am introduced as a beer maker which gets the new friends talking about ANOTHER friend of theirs who makes wine and gives them a bottle every year. They say it is the worst stuff they have ever had, with loads of floaties in it but they always give him back positive comments when asked. Well, they should have been more honest because the friend just spent his life savings buying a vineyard!

Oof, poor guy. But then again he should have done a lot more research before buying anything.

 

[n240sxguy]

Lifetime supply of grapes. Sunny side.


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