FT: my kidney ISO: your kegging setup

[MikePote]

Just like it says.

I hate bottling and need a kegging setup but cant justify the cost. I cant fathom washing and sanitizing another set of 50 bottles. I figure I have two kidneys so somebody could probably use one of them. I was going to offer half of my liver but like all of you It gets used frequently and I cant really spare it. If you want to trade but lack sufficient health insurance to cover the transplant my neighbor was a veterinarian in Lagos, Nigeria and said he could do the surgery for $400 (covered by you). PM me if interested.

Mike

 

[estricklin]

Partner, as I suck down this nice session IPA that I just pulled from the perfect tap on my ice old kegging system; I'm thinking this is worth a lot more than a kidney..........and I don't need a kidney...well least not right now lol.

 

[dobe12]

Love my kegerator! Despise bottling. So no deal for a kidney. I have two as well. Soooo not as valuable as a liver. Now, if you offered up your liver..... well.... nah, I really hate bottling.

 

[zazbnf]

I am going to hold out for a left hand. I always seem to be one hand short when brewing, so a third hand would be well .... Handy

 

[MikePote]

I am going to hold out for a left hand. I always seem to be one hand short when brewing, so a third hand would be well .... Handy

Unfortunately I paint for a living and although I am right handed It would be very difficult to hold on to ladders with only one hand. Sorry...

 

[k1ngl1ves]

Hmmm...

I have a door in my house that won't stay open. I've put items (bricks, books, infants, you name it) in front of it, but they are just so unsightly! I'm looking for something small and squishy that I can smash between the door and the floor to hold the door open. Something that would be almost hidden to the naked eye. Flesh tone preferably, as it would blend in to the beachnut colored wood floor.

I was thinking a toe or maybe a love handle would work, but I'm worried they wouldn't be elastic enough to supply that counter-pressure. I'm thinking maybe something egg shaped or oval-like.

Now that I think of it... two would probably be better. Maybe supplying a small carrying case(or pouch, if you will) would be beneficial. You never know. Maybe I'll go on vacation and the hotel bathroom door won't stay open.



I'd probably trade a keezer for something like that.

 

[MikePote]

Hmmm...

I have a door in my house that won't stay open. I've put items (bricks, books, infants, you name it) in front of it, but they are just so unsightly! I'm looking for something small and squishy that I can smash between the door and the floor to hold the door open. Something that would be almost hidden to the naked eye. Flesh tone preferably, as it would blend in to the beachnut colored wood floor.

I was thinking a toe or maybe a love handle would work, but I'm worried they wouldn't be elastic enough to supply that counter-pressure. I'm thinking maybe something egg shaped or oval-like.

Now that I think of it... two would probably be better. Maybe supplying a small carrying case(or pouch, if you will) would be beneficial. You never know. Maybe I'll go on vacation and the hotel bathroom door won't stay open.



I'd probably trade a keezer for something like that.

Maybe we could work something out, but honestly I could mail you a door stopper stained to match your magic floors for like a dollar. Nut sure if its worth it but I mean its your call.

 

[k1ngl1ves]

Maybe we could work something out, but honestly I could mail you a door stopper stained to match your magic floors for like a dollar. Nut sure if its worth it but I mean its your call.

Huh. I never thought of using a wooden door stopper... I just thought human parts would be easier. I always tend to go for the home run, instead of being more conservative with my reasoning.



My bad.

 

[mkringii]

U want to purchase some kegging gear? I have some lightly used stuff i was about to list


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[mkringii]

Otherwise im in need of a new left knee..if we can work sumtin out


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[MikePote]

U want to purchase some kegging gear? I have some lightly used stuff i was about to list


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Obviously you failed third grade reading. I want to TRADE my kidney for your kegging setup. If I wasnt broke I would love to buy it. Thanks for the offer.

 

[MikePote]

Huh. I never thought of using a wooden door stopper... I just thought human parts would be easier. I always tend to go for the home run, instead of being more conservative with my reasoning.



My bad.

Holy sheep poop! Where are you at in NL. I grew up at cedar and joliet highway. Graduated from central in 2003. You?

 

[k1ngl1ves]

Holy sheep poop! Where are you at in NL. I grew up at cedar and joliet highway. Graduated from central in 2003. You?

I live by Route 6 and Gougar. Grew up in Orland Hills. Graduated from Andrew in '98.

I was just at a party by Cedar & Woodlawn on Sunday. Small Internet World!


Now, about that kidney...

 

[b-boy]

Hmm...Don't need kidney. What about your wife? Can she cook?

 

[estricklin]

Unfortunately I paint for a living and although I am right handed It would be very difficult to hold on to ladders with only one hand. Sorry...

Ya I couldn't of done that deal either anyway, I play guitar so just any ole left hand won't due. Now if you have Hendrix or Wylde lefty laying around...I'll ship this kegging system to you FULL of beer!

I never minded bottling actually enjoyed it, still bottle a lot. Only got the kegging system so I could drink it sooner. Mmmm can't wait to keg that Irish Red next week....

 

[MikePote]

Hmm...Don't need kidney. What about your wife? Can she cook?

Yes she can cook. She is also good looking and bears wonderful children. Probably worth a lot more than a kegging setup. Maybe a strong horse would do. Let me think about it...

 

[JohnSand]

Since you have a wife, I guess you don't have breasts. (Though you never know anymore) I can always use those.
I don't need a horse, how about an ass?

 

[MikePote]

Since you have a wife, I guess you don't have breasts. (Though you never know anymore) I can always use those.
I don't need a horse, how about an ass?

For some strange reason I thoroughly enjoyed that post. Made me laugh.

 

[JohnSand]

I'm really glad, that was the intent.

 

[b-boy]

Yes she can cook. She is also good looking and bears wonderful children. Probably worth a lot more than a kegging setup. Maybe a strong horse would do. Let me think about it...

OK - I'll throw in a grain mill. You keep the kids.

 

[giraffeman]

I may need that kidney, but don't have a kegging system to offer, Maybe we can work something out
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[JohnSand]

Surely that's only the first page?

 

[k1ngl1ves]

Surely that's only the first page?

I think it is, and I wouldn't call him Shirley.

 

[estricklin]

I'm worried someones actually going to be googling for a kidney and find this thread.....

With shipping I paid about 325 bucks for my kegging system, and I felt so guilty; I kept thinking "wow that ain't even up there to what it's worth". I felt so bad I almost sent the company some more money..............but I didn't. My point is the REAL value of a kegging system is wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than what they cost.

There's really only one thing I like more than beer, and partner I don't think you have one of those to trade!

 

[MikePote]

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Im just curious, did you

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[Hello]

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I'm female so I don't want your wife...my college years are over and thus so is experimenting. However, what's under the "hood" with you.