Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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I've never been one for excercise machines, or plain old excercise for that matter.
I'm finally getting a workout though! We just bought a new treadmill. It hass all that uppy hill inclining stuff, and pre-programmed workouts........But even better, it has a feature where you can perch an ipad or laptop on the front, and set in a course anywhere in the world covered by Google earth and watch your progress in real time as you walk. It even inclines at the right times to simulate the actual walk. I get to see all those familiar places from the only walks that ever held any real meaning for me.
Long story short....I am busy programming all my favourite walks from any house I ever lived to all my favourite pubs! It's amazing how much incentive it gives you. A big juicy carrot at the end of your excercise. When I get to the pub, I go to the kitchen, ask the imaginary barmaid for a pint, pour myself a beer, compliment the imaginary barmaid on her wonderfully firm imaginary breasts and I am done!! Of course, I don't burn as many calories as I consume, but hell. It's still excercise, right?
Strangely though, it would appear at the moment that I have only programmed walks TO pubs. No staggered trips home yet.
Edit: yeah, I could also walk thru Central park or something.........Let's just get the hang of the whole excercise thing first though, right?
This is the most excercise on a machine that I've ever done!!
I'm finally getting a workout though! We just bought a new treadmill. It hass all that uppy hill inclining stuff, and pre-programmed workouts........But even better, it has a feature where you can perch an ipad or laptop on the front, and set in a course anywhere in the world covered by Google earth and watch your progress in real time as you walk. It even inclines at the right times to simulate the actual walk. I get to see all those familiar places from the only walks that ever held any real meaning for me.
Long story short....I am busy programming all my favourite walks from any house I ever lived to all my favourite pubs! It's amazing how much incentive it gives you. A big juicy carrot at the end of your excercise. When I get to the pub, I go to the kitchen, ask the imaginary barmaid for a pint, pour myself a beer, compliment the imaginary barmaid on her wonderfully firm imaginary breasts and I am done!! Of course, I don't burn as many calories as I consume, but hell. It's still excercise, right?
Strangely though, it would appear at the moment that I have only programmed walks TO pubs. No staggered trips home yet.
Edit: yeah, I could also walk thru Central park or something.........Let's just get the hang of the whole excercise thing first though, right?
This is the most excercise on a machine that I've ever done!!