Favorite Beer related Quotes

[Helmy]

Do you have a favorite Beer related quote? I personally have two that always make me smile!

1. "Heres to beer, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"
Homer Simpson

2. Now this one i am sure i am not spot on with the wording but im sure you will get the idea: After being called out for being obviousally wasted...."I may be drunk now, but in the morning i will wake up sober, while you will still wake up ugly"
Winston Churchill

Have any good ones?

 

[Brett0424]

"Give a man a beer and he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to make beer and he'll waste a lifetime."

 

[archmaker]

It was Lady Astor who walked up to Churchill and stated that he was drunk. He replied "Yes maam I may be drunk but you are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober"

Beer is evidence that God wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin.

I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I quit thinking - Someones tag line

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin

 

[Brewtopia]

Welcome to Homer Alaska
A nice drinking village with a fishing problem

 

[Kaiser]

"Water? Water is where the fishes f**k"

Referring to beer as the better thirst quencher.

Kai

 

[Evets]

Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore!

 

[sause]

Before I learned to brew I was poor, sober and lonely. Now I am just poor. - Brewpastor.

See quote below.

 

[mrkristofo]

This one's from my grandma:

"The sun has rose, and so it goes, it's time to drink some beer"

 

[PeteOz77]

"30% of the human body is water... or in my case Beer" - Homer Simpson

"C'mon, Drink up!, Not drinking is only going to make it worse" - Homer Simpson

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson

 

[PeteOz77]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -- Tom Waits

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W. C. Fields

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink. -- W. C. Fields

 

[PeteOz77]

http://www.tastybrew.com/humor/quotes.html

 

[McKBrew]

Welcome to Homer Alaska
A nice drinking village with a fishing problem

Having actually been to Homer Alaska, I can say that the quote is pretty much dead on.