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I've noticed two threads within this forum that have delt with Ales and Beers from fantasy novels (i.e. Hobbit Ale and Butter beer), and I was wondering if there was anyone else out there in homebrew-land that has tried to replicate any other fantasy novel brews. I've been thinking about doing a brown ale from David Eddings first series. A character in the series has a fondness for a rich brown ale with apple overtones. This should be an easy one to replicate.

Any of you other Fantasy fans out there tried something unique that was inspired by a fantasy or sci-fi novel?

Yes, this is a thread to embrace your Dorkness and combine it with your love of brewing!

:D :rockin: :tank: :p
 
I really wish I could think of a drink popular in the Wheel of Time, but they all seemed content with mulled wine and tea. I do seem to recall the lad's father's apple brandy being mentioned as delicious, though :p.

Well, after finding a few neato search functions, I found a few interesting tidbits:
-all of the beer and brandy was made locally, at least in the Two Rivers district
-at least one reference to brown ale
-there are references to local beer styles

Sadly, not nearly enough to compile a recipe with :p.
 
Perhaps some Tarisian Ale is in order?:p



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"You have to try this Tarisian ale. It's fantastic. We should have conquered this planet ages ago." ―Sarna
Tarisian ale was an extremely strong alcoholic beverage brewed on Taris. It was one of the planet's main exports; the ale was made from the glands of a tach. Consuming just one was enough to intoxicate, or even incapacitate, inexperienced drinkers—or even experienced drinkers who were having their first Tarisian ale.
Perhaps for that reason, it was popular amongst the Sith troops who occupied Taris during the Jedi Civil War. The drink ceased to be produced after the planetary bombardment of Taris in 3,956 BBY, due to the fact that few offworlders knew the secret of how to make it, although Griff Vao claimed to have the recipe, and hoped to monopolize the drink after Taris was destroyed. Many of the Sith that purchased this drink may have used it as a way to forget the pressues of Sith life at the Barracks in the Sith Military Base which was described as "boring" by several of the Sith that worked there.
By 40 ABY Tarisian Ale made a resurface. Whether or not it was due to Griff was unknown.


BBY stands for Before th Battle of Yavin
ABY stands for After the Battle of Yavin
 
All Alcoholic beverages in the Star Wars universe:

Accarrgm -- A potent Wookiee beverage.
Alderaan Ruge -- A very expensive Alderaanian drink.
Agaric Ale -- Putrid and smelly, favored by Neimoidians.
Alderaanian Ale -- A popular, strong smelling beverage.
Bellorian Ale -- A particularly malty brew, from the Elrood sector.
Dalkash Ale -- A spiced, flavored ale.
Forvish Ale -- A distincting, not bad, smelling ale.
Fug Ale -- A fungus-made ale favored by Gammoreans.
Galmeek - A disgusting and very complicated beverage
Gizer Ale -- A blue, fermented beverage.
Osskum -- A non-descript brew.
Rodian Ale -- A fermented, malty ale.
Tarisian Ale -- A powerful ale made from Tach glands.
Algarine -- A best-served cold wine.
Barium Frizz -- A highly alcoholic concoction.
Blue Dwarf -- A non-descript brew.
Corellian Brandy -- The spirit used in the making of a Twistler.
Dun Brandy -- An aged drink favored by the Krish.
Thikkiian Brandy -- Another potent Wookiee beverage.
Breath of Heaven -- A quite expensive, nearly pure alcoholic drink.
Garwillian Champage -- A popular and fairly cheap champagne.
Daranu -- An alcoholic spirit.
Dorian Quill -- A relatively well-aged ale.
Elshandruu Pica Thundercloud -- A highly inebriating mixed drink.
Fale -- A drink made up by the former bartender of Bar Bar Drinks, Deadeye Duncan.
Fizzbrew -- Highly carbonated beer.
Sullastan Gin -- A popular gin.
Gingenny Grog -- A light, sweet ale.
Ice Blaster -- A popular drink made from Sullastan Gin.
Ithorian Mist -- An Ithorian-made whiskey.
KyLessian Fruit Distillate -- A popular spirit.
Ium -- A fiery, highly alcoholic beverage.
Mad Mrelf -- A popular beverage used for drinking binges.
Ottegan Mead -- A slightly-sweet malty brew.
Meltdown -- A drink made from Spice Liquor and Ium.
Merenzane Gold -- A sweet-tasting brew.
Altorian Milk-Ale -- A very strange drink.
Necr'ygor Omic -- Popular wine.
Nectarot -- A cheap liquor.
Nectarwine -- Wine also known as Nepoy Juice.
Old Janx Spirit -- A powerful distilled beverage.
Outer Rim Rum Drop -- Popular mixed drink, known for it's swirling colors.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster -- A popular brew.
Polyquaterim-7 -- An alcoholic conconction, also used to make many other drinks.
Bespin Port -- One of the finest wines in the galaxy.
Raava -- A traditional Soccoran liquor.
Randoni Yellow Plague -- A best-served chilled strong brew.
Reactor Core -- Made from Spiced Liquor and Blue Core. A lot like a Meltdown.
Red Dwarf -- Potent brew.
Rhuvian Fizz -- A non-descript drink.
Ergesh Rum -- An expensive ale.
Skannbult Likker -- One of the galaxy's most volatile forms of fire-water.
Spiced Liquor -- A strong brew made from spice extracts.
Starshine Surprise -- Quite strong alcoholic beverage.
T'ssolok -- Intense Twi'lek beer.
Bomcalanuirian Vodka -- A highly intoxicating ale.
Shesharilian Vodka -- Yet another highly intoxicating ale.
Corellian Whiskey -- Strong whiskey from Corellia.
Sacorrian Grain Whiskey -- Distilled spirit made from Saccorian Grain.
Whyren's Reserve Whiskey -- A woody brew used to make other beverages.
Andoan Wine -- A distinctive aged brew.
Bothan Grain Wine -- A romantic Bothan wine.
Chimbak Wine -- A popular, fine wine.
Cuttle Wine -- A cheap, poor wine.
Polanis Wine -- A full-bodied red wine.
Tallian Wine -- One of the best wines available.
Tarul Wine -- A house specialty, a wine made and commonly drank on Naboo.
 
Actually I found a better, more detailed list:

Ardees -- An alcoholic drink made by the Ardees Beverage Company (Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Databank). See Jawa Juice.

Arkanian sweet milk -- An incredibly potent but creamy mead (Yoda: Dark Rendezvous).

Bespin Port -- A sweet, fortified wine from the planet Bespin (Galaxy Guide 9).

Bespin Sparkle -- A sparkling wine originating from the planet Bespin (Dark Nest: The Joiner King).

Bloodsour -- A cocktail favored by the Barabel species (Dark Nest: The Joiner King).

Blue Tonic -- A liquor used as one part of the hallucinogenic Reactor Core (Galaxy Guide 9).

Cassandran Brandy -- An exquisite liquor distilled by the Cassandrans (Galaxy Guide 9).

Cassandran Choholl -- A fine liquor considered superior to even the Cassandran Brandy. The Grada brand of Cassandran Choholl sells for more than 500 credits a bottle and is sought galaxywide (Galaxy Guide 9).

Cassandra Sunrise - An intoxicating beverage that eclipses even the Tatooine Sunrise in potency. It is rumored that the Cassandra Sunrise makes a remarkably effective sunburn salve for species with exceptionally thick skin (Galaxy Guide 9).

Corellian Ale -- A hoppy alcoholic beverage. See Corellian noale (Galaxy Guide 9).

Corellian noale -- A presumably non-alcoholic version of Corellian ale (Outbound Flight).

Corellian Spiced Ale -- A spicy version of the previous, it is one of Han Solo's preferred inebriants (The Courtship of Princess Leia, Dark Apprentice).

Corellian Whisky -- An alcoholic drink reserved for only the most special occasions outside the Corellian system, due its high cost of import (Galaxy Guide 9).

Coruscant Cooler -- A fruity juice and wine mixture from Coruscant (MedStar I: Battle Sugeons).

Cr�me D'Infame -- One of the most coveted wines in the galaxy (Yoda: Dark Rendezvous).

Cortyg Brandy -- A very potent alcoholic drink from Kashyyyk. The Wookiees make a milder, smoother version suitable for consumption by other species and a harder version for themselves (Darth Bane: Path of Destruction).

Daranu -- Made from Terrberries and select spicy nuts on Parein II 4 in the Sarin sector, it is fermented in Sweetgreen Fruit hardnut shells. The taste is very soothing and refreshing... until the alcohol hits like a blaster bolt 30 standard minutes later (Galaxy Guide 9).

Dark Side Daiquiri - A popular iced cocktail (Medstar II: Jedi Healer).

Deltron Spice Wine -- A spicy wine (Marvel Comics).

Desert Bloom -- An alcoholic beverage, perhaps a cocktail, served at the Tatooine-themed Bantha Traxxx nightclub on Lianna (Wretched Hives of Scum and Villainy).

Dressellian Beer -- A cheap, noxious-smelling inebriant made by the prune-faced Dressellians (Episode I: Insider's Guide).

Ebla beer -- An ale brewed from Ebla grain on the planet Bonadan (Han Solo's Revenge). Note that this beer is often mistakenly referred to as Elba beer (A Guide to the Star Wars Universe, 2nd Edition).

Elshandruu Pica Thundercloud -- A mixed drink the effect of which has been described as similar to the sonic boom produced by a passing starfighter, capable of knocking the drinker out of his or her seat. The beverage was named a thundercloud because a chemical reaction within the drink creates a miniature "cloud" of ionized gas above the glass. To complete the effect, many bars serve the drink in a container that shoots tiny microshocks into this cloud (Galaxy Guide 9). See also Pink Lizard Thunderbolt.

Endorian Brandy -- A spirit originating from Endor (Dark Nest: The Joiner King).

Endorian Port -- A very sweet class of wine originating from Endor (New Jedi Order: Star by Star).

Endrolian Ground-Apple Juice -- A fruit drink that isn't intended to be alcoholic, but which often ferments while in storage (Galaxy Guide 9).

Fizzbrew -- A heavily carbonated intoxicant (Balance Point).

Flameout -- An extremely intoxicating beverage that, when mixed correctly, scalds the tongue yet freezes the throat (A Guide to the Star Wars Universe, Han Solo's Revenge).

Fox Beer -- An intoxicant with possible vulpine origins, though this may only be the brand name. Its taste is supposedly "not as bad as it sounds" (Galaxy Guide 9).

Fozbeer -- A popular brew (Galaxy Guide 9).

Geillian Ale -- A type of ale served at the HyperDrive Cantina (Wretched Hives of Scum and Villainy).

Gizer Ale -- An ale distinct for its blue hue (The New Rebellion, Ylesia ebook).

Gizer Pale Blue Ale -- A light version of the previous (I, Jedi).

Jawa Beer -- An intoxicant locally brewed by Jawas on Tatooine (Star Wars miniatures, Movie Trilogy Sourcebook). See Local Rocket-Fuel and Jawa Juice.

Jawa Juice -- It's likely that this is slang for or an imported version of Jawa Beer. It is served at the Tatooine-themed Bantha Traxxx nightclub on Lianna (Attack of the Clones, WEG Star Wars miniatures, Wretched Hives of Scum and Villainy). In an earlier draft of Episode II, this drink was referred to as Ardees.

Jet Juicer -- Slang for an alcoholic (Han Solo and the Lost Legacy, A Guide to the Star Wars Universe 1st Edition).

Juma Juice -- An intoxicating beverage popular on the moon Nar Shaddaa at the time of the Jedi Civil War. A small flask was reputedly sufficient to render Kath hounds unconscious (Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords).

Juri Juice -- An intoxicating substance. The fluid was generally sold in jars of various shapes and sizes, which were oft-collected (Tales From the Mos Eisley Cantina, Star Wars Gamer #9).

Ky-Lessian Fruit Distillate -- An alcoholic beverage from the planet Ky-Lessia (Galaxy Guide 9).

Likstro -- A brand of beer available just prior to the outbreak of the Clone Wars, it was served on tap (Outbound Flight).

Local Rocket-Fuel -- Slang for any home-brewed alcoholic beverage (Labyrinth of Evil).

Lum -- A powerful beverage, popular in Corellian space, it's frequently used in "lumguzzling" drinking competitions. This is at least partly due to the fact that while an individual feels the common effects of alcohol when drinking lum, it's impossible to overdose on it. This beverage has led to engendered the description "lum-soaked-drunk" (Galaxy Guide 9, Darth Bane: Path of Destruction).

Mandallian Narcolethe -- A liquid intoxicant made in the Mandalore system by the Mandallian Giants (Galaxy Guide 9, Star Wars Insider #80: "History of the Mandalorians").

Mandolorian Wine -- A wine made by the Mandalorians (Star Wars Galaxies).

Meltdown -- A reputedly more "sophisticated" version of the Reactor Core, this drink instead mixes Spice Liqueur with Lum to the same hallucinogenic effect. The Meltdown is also more expensive (Galaxy Guide 9).
 
Membrosia -- A widely popular, sweet smelling spirit produced by the insectile Killik race. It begins as a liquid that oozes out of the abdomens of Bantha-sized Killiks called Membrosia givers. This liquid is then collected into wax balls and processed into a clear, amber syrup (Dark Nest: The Joiner King).

Merenzane Gold -- An expensive liquor (Tales From the Mos Eisely Cantina).

Nectarwine -- A fermented beverage from the fabled fields of Nepoy (Boba Fett: When the Fat Lady Swings).

Ne'tra gal -- A Mandalorian black ale (Boba Fett: A Practial Man).

Norvanian Grog -- A strong alcoholic beverage (Star Wars Adventure Journal).

Old Janx Spirit -- A strong distilled liquor (MedStar II: Jedi Healer). Note that the appearance of this beverage is an homage to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Orryxian Catsblood -- An intoxicant with a possibly feline origin (Galaxy Guide 9).

Ottegan Mead -- An fermented beverage from the Ottega system (Galaxy Guide 9).

Pink Lizard Thunderbolt -- A more powerful variation on the Elshandruu Pica Thundercloud, named in honor of the inventor who concocted it on Elshandruu Pica, a small, reptiloid of unknown origin (Galaxy Guide 9).

Quanya -- A liquor traditionally served in a glass ("Kessel Run," Tales Vol. 4).

Randoni Yellow Plague -- A powerful liquid intoxicant best served chilled (Young Jedi Knights: Shadow Academy).

Reactor Core -- A mixed drink that produces hallucinations due to the narcotic agents released by combining Spice Liqueur and Blue Tonic (Galaxy Guide 9).

Red Dwarf -- A drink of likely alcoholic origin served on the planet Tatooine. Imbibers were urged to "sip 'em slow ... you'll live longer" (Classic Star Wars Vol. 4: The Early Years).

Renan Irongut -- A harsh, intoxicating potion that can supposedly double as a rust remover (Galaxy Guide 9).

Renan Wine -- A wine from the planet Renan (Galaxy Guide 9).

Rodian Ale -- A drink fermented on Rodia (Wizards of the Coast website).

Ryll Beer -- A brewed beverage that uses the Twi'leki spice ryll, a powerful and addictive mind-altering substance (Galaxy Guide 9).

Rylothan yurp -- An alcoholic drink made from ingredients on Ryloth (New Jedi Order: The Final Prophecy).

Savareen Brandy -- Along with its Cassandran counterpart, this alcohol is considered one of the finest by brandy connoisseurs (Galaxy Guide 9, Wretched Hives of Scum and Villainy).

Sith Scorcher -- A mixed drink that is set on fire before being served (Wretched Hives of Scum and Villainy)

Skannbult Likker -- This brew is considered to be the most volatile intoxicant in the galaxy. It originates from Skann in the Astal Sector, distilled by local farmers from that planet's Dust-Corn and Dry Gene Wheat. Good quality Likker is rare even on its planet of origin, to say nothing of the galaxy at large, and can be expensive for a beer (Galaxy Guide 9).

Socorran Raava -- An alcoholic drink with Socorran origins (Wretched Hives of Scum and Villainy)

Somnaskol Red -- A strong liquor usually sipped from a flask (Yoda: Dark Rendezvous).

Spice Beer -- A spicy alcoholic beverage (Galaxy Guide 9).

Spice Liqueur -- An intoxicant used as one part of the hallucinogenic Reactor Core (Galaxy Guide 9).

Spice Liquor -- Likely a variation in brand or simply spelling of the previous (Galaxy Guide 9).

Spot-luma Lum - A class of lum served at the Glow Dome discotheque on Adarlon, it sells for 15 credits a glass during the Galactic Civil War (Wretched Hives of Scum and Villainy).

Starshine Surprise -- An unusually powerful drink, it is mainly marketed to non-Humans. So named because it often leaves one unexpectedly lying flat on his back, starring up at the stars. See Tatooine Sunburn (Galaxy Guide 9).

Survapierre -- A liquid whose use is restricted to medicinal purposes. Due to its intoxicating effects, however, the wealthy or unscrupulous often acquire licenses to enjoy it as a kind of alcoholic beverage (Qui-Gon & Obi-Wan: Aurorient Express).

Talhovian Ale -- A bitter malt beverage presumably of Talhovian origin (Dark Nest: The Joiner King).

Tarisian Ale -- An ale from Taris; a favorite drink among the planet's Sith conquerors (Knights of the Old Republic; "Shadows and Light," Tales Vol. 6).

Tatooine Sunburn -- Also known as a Tatooine Sunrise. A cousin of the Cassandra Sunrise, the Tatooine Sunburn takes its name from the binary suns of the planet Tatooine: the drink consists of two Starshine Surprises in a single glass (Galaxy Guide 9). See Cassandra Sunrise.

Tatooine Sunrise -- See Tatooine Sunburn.

Thuris Stout -- A strong, dark ale (Galaxy Guide 9).

T'iil-T'iil -- An expensive liquid intoxicant made near the moss caverns of Loj. It's possibly extracted from the T'iil plant which is found on Alderaan (Han Solo and the Lost Legacy, A Guide to the Star Wars Universe, 1st Edition, Star Wars Radio Drama).

Tozzed -- Slang term from the Elrood Sector indicating intoxication, derived from the name of the alcoholic beverage called Utoz (Planets of the Galaxy Vol. 3).

Utoz -- A fermented malt beverage made from toz grain. It is brewed by the Utozz Prime Brewery on the planet Merisee in the Elrood Sector. See also tozzed. (Planets of the Galaxy Vol. 3).

Vinta Harvest Ale -- An ale from Malastare; frequently sponsors podracing events including the Phoebus Run (Emissaries to Malastare).

Whyren's Reserve -- A premium liquor (Labyrinth of Evil).

Zairana Ale -- A malt beverage (X-Wing Alliance).

Zeltronian Spiced Wine -- A spicy wine fermented by the forever-partying Zeltrons (Dark Empire Sourcebook).
 
If fantasy is something that does not exist then how can you brew a fantasy beer based upon this.

you strange people you!
 
Talley...You got beat up in High School a lot didnt' you? I'm glad you're here now...That is flippen cool man. I'd jam on some sort of Mead that I could picture Yoda getting tanked on. I wonder if his sentence structure would become normal???
 
One day, I would like to tackle Spice Beer from Dune. From the description in the books, it should be deceptively strong, and taste predominantly of cinnamon. I'm thinking Belgian...
 
We had tossed around the idea of brewing a line of D&D based beers...I'd be afraid to make StarWars based ones for fear Lucas would take all the money I don't have. :cross: ....although it would be fun to try to make some of those.

And isn't Romulon (I can't spell) ale blue? That would be interesting to try to make.
 
I'd like to brew a beer from the fantasy movie Boyz n the Hood. It's called Olde English 800. Or perhaps Colt 45. anyone ever had them?

Who are we kidding? We've all had them and probably have made Brass Monkeys with them. :D
 
Brewing Romulan Ale has always been in the back of my head. No idea what type of beer it would be most similar to, the only things for sure are that it is strong and blue.

Romulan ale is a highly intoxicating alcoholic beverage of Romulan origin with a characteristic blue color (this can range from a pale sky blue to a dark midnight blue, depending on the "vintage"). It takes a while to ferment and is also used for medicinal purposes.​
 
christ...and to think I was happy with brewing actual beer...let me just throw this in.

I am a science nerd all the way but damn...you guys are.........special
 
novafire said:
Brewing Romulan Ale has always been in the back of my head. No idea what type of beer it would be most similar to, the only things for sure are that it is strong and blue.

Romulan ale is a highly intoxicating alcoholic beverage of Romulan origin with a characteristic blue color (this can range from a pale sky blue to a dark midnight blue, depending on the "vintage"). It takes a while to ferment and is also used for medicinal purposes.​

Just don't get it at Quark's Bar in the Las Vegas Hilton. It was friggin' Miller Lite with blue food coloring. I don't think I've ever been so disappointed.


TL
 
TexLaw said:
Just don't get it at Quark's Bar in the Las Vegas Hilton. It was friggin' Miller Lite with blue food coloring. I don't think I've ever been so disappointed.


TL

Interesting, I never heard of Quark's Bar, so I had to google it...

Here's what they say about their Romulan Ale on Hilton's website. (I added the bold).

In the adjacent bar, you can be the first in your galaxy to enjoy Romulan Ale (a specially brewed blue beer) or unique concoctions such as a Ferengi Freeze, Vulcan Volcano, Ferengi Marauder or the Harry Mudd martini.

Specially brewed by Miller, eh?

*EDIT* How come all the Romulan Ale recipes online are mixed drinks???

Romulan Ale Recipe

Ingredients
1 1/2 oz White rum
1 oz Blue Curacao
Sprite (or 7-Up)
6 drops Tabasco sauce
Mixing Instruction
Pour rum and curacao into a tall, narrow glass. Fill (almost) with sprite, and add tabasco sauce. Add a grain of salt, and serve.

ALE???? Ale my booty!
 
I tried to make a fantasy beer but I roll a 34.

Then I failed my Infection saving throw.
And then the Pizza came.

And then I found the Random Harlot Encounter table
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I once had a copy of Leaves from the Inn of the Last Home, a Dragonlance/TSR/D&D thing, but alas, it is not here in Chicago with me. It might have mentioned beer but probably was alcohol free.

Great thread idea though!
 
I'm actually re-reading the Dune books right now. I haven't read them since high school, and lets face it: back then I was usually pretty stoned.:cross:

I'll probably get a little more out of the books this time. I just started reading Dune the other day.
 
TheOceaneer said:
One day, I would like to tackle Spice Beer from Dune. From the description in the books, it should be deceptively strong, and taste predominantly of cinnamon. I'm thinking Belgian...

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
 
olllllo, that post is hilarious.
I'm going to have to try and clone a Star Wars brew now. I was such a big fan those movies as a kid, I did the trading cards and everything. That list is great.
 
SRFeldman79 said:
I once had a copy of Leaves from the Inn of the Last Home, a Dragonlance/TSR/D&D thing, but alas, it is not here in Chicago with me. It might have mentioned beer but probably was alcohol free.

Great thread idea though!
The only recipe for a beverage in that book is Tasslehoff's Celebration Punch.

They also have a book, More Leaves From The Inn Of The Last Home, but the only beverage recipe in that one is a Kagonesti Tea.

I'll keep an eye out for clues to Otik's famous ale as I re-read through my collection of books.
 
:off: For coffee drinking Dune fans, this mantra was popular...

"It is by will alone I drink the juice of Caffiena,
The thoughts aquire speed,
The hands aquire shake,
The shake becomes a warning,
It is by will alone I drink the juice of caffiena."

Sip...

Repeat...
 
talleymonster said:
I'm actually re-reading the Dune books right now. I haven't read them since high school, and lets face it: back then I was usually pretty stoned.:cross:

I'll probably get a little more out of the books this time. I just started reading Dune the other day.

I re-read the series about once every two years -- I've probably read Dune about six times. I'd say that the last time was the first time that I didn't get anything new out of it (meaning, I didn't sit there and go "Ohhhhhh...duh!" when reading).

God Emperor, on the other hand, still bakes my noodle every time.
 
It's weird reading it now. SWMBO watches Desperate Housewives(and I admit I watch it with her from time to time.....please don't take my man-card!:p)

Well anyways, Kyle MacLachlan is on the show. Now every time I pick up the book to read, I picture him in my mind as the Depserate Housewives guy instead of Paul Atreides. DAMN YOU ABC!!!!!
 
seeing as how we only have two arms, which sleeve would you pick first, talleymonster, beer sleeve or star wars sleeve? where do your loyalties lie?
 
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