Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[MeatyPortion]

The Blackhawks are going to repeat their win of the Stanley Cup. They may have gotten rid of a bunch of players from last year (Niemi, Burrish, Byfffffuleiiyeeiigliin) but they still have a core group of hardworking teammates and are getting their steam back after a slow start this year.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/

 

[rjwhite41]

You're insane! You bought your championship last year, this year the Wings return to dominating form and reclaim what is rightfully ours!!!

 

[MeatyPortion]

You're insane! You bought your championship last year, this year the Wings return to dominating form and reclaim what is rightfully ours!!!

Not if they meet the Sharks early in the semi-finals again.

Sharks = Red Wings' Kryptonite


:cross:


Whoops. http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/nhl/2010-12-27-3999425504_x.htm

Also Datsyuk and Modano are out with injuries.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Speaking of the Dead Wings, it looks like they're playing the Avalanche tonight. How many brawls will this game result in?

 

[ErieShores]

Keep Kane out of cabs.

 

[robpez]

No comment...Devils fan.

 

[Ashz]

Ahem
/cough
Flyers

 

[robpez]

Don't make me start a "1976" chant

 

[KayaBrew]

It's hard to talk sh*t when your team just lost their top goal scorer for the rest of the season. Derek Roy, I'm talking to you...

 

[ErieShores]

He usually disappears after the new year anyway. Team sucks with, or without him. Bunch of puss ies.

 

[yummybeer]

The Blackhawks are going to repeat their win of the Stanley Cup. They may have gotten rid of a bunch of players from last year (Niemi, Burrish, Byfffffuleiiyeeiigliin) but they still have a core group of hardworking teammates and are getting their steam back after a slow start this year.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/

Go Blackhawks!!!! :rockin:

 

[arturo7]

Another Cup for Chitcago?

Are you guys serious or are you just not paying attention? You'll be lucky to make the playoffs this year.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Another Cup for Chitcago?

Are you guys serious or are you just not paying attention? You'll be lucky to make the playoffs this year.

Kane's back in the lineup, as is Hossa. The goaltending is coming along. 20-14-3, and they're currently riding a 4 game winning streak. Go Hawks!

 

[AZ_IPA]

Denny's hockey thread wasn't enough?

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/nhl-2009-20020-season-drunken-trash-talk-allowed-137630/

 

[the_bird]

The (current) NFL thread has close to 3k posts, and shows no signs of slowing down. ****, I can talk to myself about how awesome the Pats are forever.

I don't think I've seen an NHL thread with more than a hundred posts.

Hockey sucks.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Denny's hockey thread wasn't enough?

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/nhl-2009-20020-season-drunken-trash-talk-allowed-137630/

I looked up "hockey" and "nhl" in the search and nothing came up.

 

[MeatyPortion]

The (current) NFL thread has close to 3k posts, and shows no signs of slowing down. ****, I can talk to myself about how awesome the Pats are forever.

I don't think I've seen an NHL thread with more than a hundred posts.

Hockey sucks.

oh it's on now

 

[arturo7]

The (current) NFL thread has close to 3k posts, and shows no signs of slowing down. ****, I can talk to myself about how awesome the Pats are forever.

I don't think I've seen an NHL thread with more than a hundred posts.

Hockey sucks.

NFL? You must enjoy inane babble and commercials.

 

[the_bird]

The only hockey player I ever watched was "Satan," is he still in the league? Reminds me of that joke, why did Jesus have to quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards.

 

[yummybeer]

The (current) NFL thread has close to 3k posts, and shows no signs of slowing down. ****, I can talk to myself about how awesome the Pats are forever. I don't think I've seen an NHL thread with more than a hundred posts.

Hockey sucks.

****, i'd pick any hockey game to watch over your patriots anyday.

 

[ErieShores]

****, i'd pick any hockey game to watch over your patriots anyday.

Trust me, Patriot fans had no idea what the NFL was before the year 2000

 

[arturo7]

Aren't you guys in the wrong thread for football team bashing?

 

[yummybeer]

****, i'd pick any hockey game to watch over your patriots anyday.

Trust me, Patriot fans had no idea what the NFL was before the year 2000

Aren't you guys in the wrong thread for football team bashing?

i'm just saying i'd rather watch hockey.

 

[MeatyPortion]

The only hockey player I ever watched was "Satan," is he still in the league? Reminds me of that joke, why did Jesus have to quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Ba-Zing!


Miroslav Šatan is a free agent right now but I bet he retires next spring.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Aren't you guys in the wrong thread for football team bashing?

this

Talk hockey or gtfo

 

[arturo7]

Best sports headline ever:

"Penguins summon Satan"

Must have worked, they won the Cup that year.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Best sports headline ever:

"Penguins summon Satan"

Must have worked, they won the Cup that year.

It's the only way they could win.

 

[the_bird]

Best sports headline ever:

"Penguins summon Satan"

Must have worked, they won the Cup that year.

Worked for Kurt Warner. ****, there I go, talkin' football again...

 

[ErieShores]

Wasn't Jim Kyte deaf?
I'm at a Sabres game a day after Halloween with a decent size group about ten years ago. My buddy decides to dress as a nun and carry a sign that read..."God bless Satan"
*Edit: Thought I would mention that Miro was playing for the Sabres at the time.

 

[JNye]

don't forget Ladd and Versteeg, no worries, we got this...

 

[MeatyPortion]

Worked for Kurt Warner. ****, there I go, talkin' football again...

 

[MeatyPortion]

Oh yeah: the Penguins suck.

 

[chapa]

GO BLUES!!! We may not take it this year, but our team is finally coming together! We may have had a chance if half of our star players didn't get injured after the first 5 games! Either way, I love hockey, and can't wait until playoffs!!

 

[Revvy]

Wings, Wings, Wings...

Just remember those three words come spring.

 

[Revvy]

Chris Osgood, one of only 9 goalies to rack up 400 career wins.

Nuff said.

 

[MeatyPortion]

I guess I would pick the Wings to win the cup this year, if they didn't keep getting injured. I mean, Michael Keaton doesn't even play for them anymore.

 

[arturo7]

Wasgood will not lead you to the Cup.

 

[Revvy]

Wasgood will not lead you to the Cup.

No, he won't, Howard will.

But Ozzie still had done more than most of your goalies could only dream of doing....

 

[MeatyPortion]

Howard needs better than a 2.61 for the year.

 

[Homercidal]

Howard needs better than a 2.61 for the year.

It's not a very impressive stat, for sure. At least not compared to Boston's goalie. But then again, with that stat the Wings are still top of the league... Howard's had some bad games, but he's stood on his head quite often too.