Dog destroyed grain bag!

[JBOGAN]

Called the SWMBO this morning to tell her to close the bedroom closet door and bedroom door before she left.Came home to a wide open bedroom door and my grain bill spread out across the bedroom carpet..
Looked like a crime scene and i cannot even look at my dog right now. The SWMBO swears she closed the door but i guess my dog is David flippin Copperfield.Now excuse me while i go to cry in the corner and pout.

 

[Nightshade]

Brew the dog

 

[nukebrewer]

Called the SWMBO this morning to tell her to close the bedroom closet door and bedroom door before she left.Came home to a wide open bedroom door and my grain bill spread out across the bedroom carpet..
Looked like a crime scene and i cannot even look at my dog right now. The SWMBO swears she closed the door but i guess my dog is David flippin Copperfield.Now excuse me while i go to cry in the corner and pout.

That sucks. Sorry to hear that. Lesson learned, place all brewing ingredients out of reach of children and pets.

 

[JBOGAN]

Brew the dog

Think 10 hours on the smoker might work better than brewing him.Always wondered what dog taste like.

 

[NickTheGreat]

That's awful. Nothing we can say will make you feel any better.

I'm sure the dog didn't mean anything by it. He probably just likes the smell of grain too

 

[GrogNerd]

it's like the Cheech & Chong bit: follow him around for the next day & 1/2 with a scooper and a baggie

 

[JBOGAN]

LHBS is closed today also..Guess its time to drown my sorrows with a few homebrews.

 

[Nightshade]

Think 10 hours on the smoker might work better than brewing him.Always wondered what dog taste like.

It's not bad, definitely not something I would seek out but I have eaten worse.

it's like the Cheech & Chong bit: follow him around for the next day & 1/2 with a scooper and a baggie

 

[JBOGAN]

it's like the Cheech & Chong bit: follow him around for the next day & 1/2 with a scooper and a baggie

Bummer part is he did not eat any grains.just splayed them across the carpet but decided to leave a little wort of his own on top.

 

[Slow_Day]

If me not supposed eat grain why grain smell so good? Mmmm. Malt. Must eat.

Me sorry.

 

[JBOGAN]

My mash paddle is hanging lonely by the bar like a scorned lover.

 

[Cider123]

Yes, my dog can be a #%$&*^ too

 

[TheSmithsEra]

Can't blame the dog... he's a dog. You forgot to close the door ultimately.

 

[BigJack]

Hey, you pea in his porcelain water dish every day. He's just getting even.

 

[brewmcq]

Think 10 hours on the smoker might work better than brewing him.Always wondered what dog taste like.

 

[unionrdr]

Another reason I started keeping my bags of uncrushed grains sealed in my home depot bucket. with the crusher covered on top of that. No worries from the cat or the dog.

 

[Homercidal]

What's the issue? The grains are still good. Just vacuum them up and get on with it.

"Hair of the Dog" ring a bell?

This time it's not just a cute phrase.

 

[mikescooling]

This thread needs pictures of the offender and the mess. Don't blame the dog. If I were a dog I'd do the same thing.

 

[chocotaco]

Brew the dog

 

[JBOGAN]

criminal and crime

 

[JBOGAN]

The couch in the background is his couch.That is the only reason it is still around.

 

[brewmcq]

What's the issue? The grains are still good. Just vacuum them up and get on with it.

"Hair of the Dog" ring a bell?

This time it's not just a cute phrase.

There is almost ALWAYS at least a quarter of a pound of dog hair in each of my batches...

 

[Randy_Bugger]

It's NEVER the dog's fault.

Time for a divorce!

 

[Homercidal]

Yup, that's what I thought. German Shepard.

You can't expect a dog with such heritage to sit back and let YOU brew all the beer, can you?

 

[smccarter]

Dogs are great. Used to have 2 male pit bulls... Cain and Able. I swear they took turns as look-out. I never caught them doing anything wrong. But man did they. They were a couple of mischevious dogs. I now have small dogs. Easier to manage, and they make smaller messes.... but they are still dogs. Dogs really only do a few things. They eat, sleep, bark, chew/bite, pee, poop, and get into things they shouldn't.

Yours looks innocent. I'm sure he had nothing to do with the grain scattered across the floor.

 

[mikescooling]

I think the cat set him up.

 

[unionrdr]

Well,light colored grains DO look like kitty litter...

 

[dryboroughbrewing]

I think Tasty McDole used to talk about putting a pinch of dog hair in every batch, now's your chance to one up him.

 

[DannPM]

I bet your wife is lying. Post some pics of her and we'll advise on what course of action to take. nestar:

 

[JBOGAN]

I bet your wife is lying. Post some pics of her and we'll advise on what course of action to take. nestar:

If you dig through the show us your SWMBO post she is in there with my ugly mug.

 

[Elijah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2TVdDp4AvI

Wow!
The yellow ones really did not miss on anything! :cross:

 

[chocotaco]

Wow!
The yellow ones really did not miss on anything! :cross:

Heh, after 24 years on the air, there is a Simpsons clip for every situation.

 

[DannPM]

If you dig through the show us your SWMBO post she is in there with my ugly mug.

Found the pics. Forget about the grain and be very nice to her. Mistakes happen lol