Dildo Brewing

[rhys333]

What DO you call your beers if your brewery is based in Dildo, Newfoundland?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/dildo-craft-brewery-1.4724539

 

[IslandLizard]

Bilbo?

 

[mongoose33]

Doesn't the English dictionary contain something like 600,000 words? Seems like almost any one would do.

Umami. Nebbish. Frumpy. Heteroscedastic. Flim. Flam.

See? There's a bunch! It's Easy. Peasy.

 

[madscientist451]

I usually don't buy brewery t-shirts, but I'm getting one from Dildo brewing.
They'll probably sell just as much swag as they do beer.

Can't think of any clever beer names at the moment, but here's some ad slogans:

Get Hammered with a Dildo
Tonight, make it a Dildo
I like to get TIGHT with a Dildo
I was going to go on a date, but I went for a Dildo instead
I always keep 6 Dildos around in case friends drop in.
Meet me at the bar, I'm the one putting a Dildo down my throat

After all that, I'll have to mention this to my G/F and see if she gets any ideas.....

 

[brewgar]

Yeah, and if we don't see anymore posts from you, then we'll know "Don't Do That!"

 

[rhys333]

How about "Batteries Not Included Buzzin' DIPA" or "Happy Endings Belgian Blonde"?

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Never mind what you name it, I'd be more concerned with the shape of the bottles.

 

[MaxStout]

Got an idea for a label...

 

[arturo7]

That is a brilliant name.

As mentioned above, the potential is there to earn as much from the merchandise as from the beer. Maybe more.

 

[shetc]

As seen on HBT

 

[Zuljin]

What DO you call your beers if your brewery is based in Dildo, Newfoundland?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/dildo-craft-brewery-1.4724539

Is she enjoying a dildo in that picture?

 

[dmtaylor]

After a long, hard day...
Relax with a Dildo.

 

[S-Met]

Special tonight, make it a double for a dollar more.

Relax after a Hard Night with a 32oz glass dildo in your hand.

Nothing cools you down like an ice cold dildo #chilled to the core!

Ain't nothing goes down smoother than a dildo on a hot day.

 

[SanPancho]

Its not just a beer, its a Dildo.

 

[arturo7]

Put a Dildo in Your Mouth

 

[FloppyKnockers]

They're so good, you'll want to double fist a couple.

 

[SEndorf]

There are aptly names cities all over the US which are ripe for a brewery.
To name just a few......

Sugar Tit, SC
Intercourse, PA
Mashpee, MA
Dry Prong, LA
Beaverlick, KY
Dickshooter, ID
Smut Eye, AL
Climax, NC
Cocksackie, NY

I would REALLY like to try a Mashpee beer!

 

[Schlenkerla]

Marketing....

Don't drink and drive with a Dildo. It could be dangerous.

Dildo is the best beer in Newfoundland - by Ben Wa.

It's ok to drink alone when you have a Dildo.

However, a Dildo is best shared with a friend.

Beers names...

Strap-on Pale Ale

Bloodsport Irish Red

28 Day - IPA

Amphibious Monster Double IPA

It's Short But Stout - stout

Junk In The Trunk - Porter

Dankster - Sour hemp ale

Triple-X - Brown Ale

Dirty Dong - Gose

Bangkok - A Thai chili mead

Broomstick - Farmhouse ale

 

[cabron99]

Boy you guys (and gals) are sick. I'm subbed.

 

[flars]

Trinity Bay.

I would like to know the origin of the towns name.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Bilbo?

Bilbo Saggins?

 

[homebrewer_99]

I usually don't buy brewery t-shirts, but I'm getting one from Dildo brewing.
They'll probably sell just as much swag as they do beer.

Can't think of any clever beer names at the moment, but here's some ad slogans:

Get Hammered with a Dildo
Tonight, make it a Dildo
I like to get TIGHT with a Dildo
I was going to go on a date, but I went for a Dildo instead
I always keep 6 Dildos around in case friends drop in.
Meet me at the bar, I'm the one putting a Dildo down my throat

After all that, I'll have to mention this to my G/F and see if she gets any ideas.....

No batteries needed for our Dildo...

How do we know it's not pronounced Dil-DOO?

 

[homebrewer_99]

Trinity Bay.

I would like to know the origin of the towns name.

I'm sure it was in BB...Before Batteries.

FWIW: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador

 

[madscientist451]

No batteries needed for our Dildo...

Dildos don't use batteries, maybe you're thinking of a vibrator?

So here's more slogans:

Batteries dead? Head to the Pub and find a Dildo!

Get a good vibe, swallow a Dildo

 

[dawn_kiebawls]

'Grab a dildo and enjoy the ride!'

SWMBO: 'Did you go out tonight?'
Him: 'No, babe I was working late!'
SWMBO: 'Then why do I smell Dildo on your breath?!'

Beers on tap:
Double ended Dunkel
Dubbel penetration
Strap-on Saison
Nutty Brown(eye) Ale

My only fear is the number of bachelorette parties going on in there...and all that damn glitter!

 

[homebrewer_99]

Dildos don't use batteries, maybe you're thinking of a vibrator?

So here's another slogan:

Get a good vibe, swallow a Dildo

LOL! Jokes aren't always about logic...

A vibrator without batteries would be a DIL-DON'T, right?