Is that an invitation?
Dec 21 2012 Who has Plans???
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Is that an invitation?
gestyr
Just an earthbound misfit
Golddiggie
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From Cake "The Distance"
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
As they speed through the finish, the flags go down
The fans get up and they get out of town
The arena is empty except for one man
Still driving and striving as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
He's going the distance
He's going for speed
She's all alone
In her time of need
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance
No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
He's haunted by something he cannot define
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force
In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade
She's hoping in time that her memories will fade
Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
'Cause he's going the distance
He's going for speed
She's all alone
In her time of need
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance
He's going for speed
He's going the distance
I should check my round count and stock up. Fill all my .45 mags (each can take 15) and wait for nothing to happen. Probably going to pull a pint of my 12.5% wee heavy and wait for... nothing to happen
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More concerned about people going completely nuts than the world actually ending...
Golddiggie
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I'll be at my friends cabin in East Texas drinking, shooting, and blowing stuff up with my childhood friends. It's my favorite place in earth so if the world ends I'll die a happy man.
But it probably won't and I'll wake up on the 22nd with a massive hangover.
But it probably won't and I'll wake up on the 22nd with a massive hangover.
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Airplanedoc
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DuckiesRevenge
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Blowing stuff up sounds like a great plan. That's what I will be doing.... well if you count bad guys in a video game that is.
Beer + video games w/my wife= perfect way to end the world
If it doesn't end.... which it won't... it sounds like a good night to me.
Beer + video games w/my wife= perfect way to end the world
If it doesn't end.... which it won't... it sounds like a good night to me.
If it doesn't end, I'm going to have to throw out all my Mayan calendars. If I'd known they were only going to good for a few thousand years, I never would have bought the heavy things in the first place!!!
ramen.
Golddiggie
Well-Known Member
Be careful with that, you could seriously hurt either yourself or someone else that way.
Drop one on your foot and look OUT!! lol
I'm going to take the last few minutes left to say goodbye and note what a pleasure it has been knowing almost all of you!
JordanThomas
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Oh wait, I thought it was supposed to end at midnight. Hmmmm. I CALL SHENANIGANS!
Is that the place with the goofy sh*t on the walls?? If you're going to call them, go ahead and order me some mozzarella sticks!
CreamyGoodness
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As soon as I get home I am pouring a scotch, and then my buddy is going to come over and help make liver sausages.
Is this your new neighbor you're talking about??
The sauces are in the crock pots and the Great Room is clean, mostly. Got a small pot of vegan sauce. Last year there was whining because it was only vegetarian. Any leftovers go in the main pot.
Golddiggie
Well-Known Member
What method do you use to covert a vegan into sauce??
So, I assume a sauce containing vegans can't actually be consumed by vegans.
gestyr
Just an earthbound misfit
What method do you use to covert a vegan into sauce??
Here is my recipe:
Cube 2 vegans and place in food processor. Add 1/4 cup worcester sauce, 3 onions, 1 sprig rosemary and 2 cloves garlic. Hit the puree button and when finished put into a large saucepan. Put on low heat on the stove and simmer for at least 4 hours. Serve over a bed of organic rice or gluten free pasta.
Oh my gawd i'm still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this totally calls for a celebration. i'm going home and having a beer!
this totally calls for a celebration. i'm going home and having a beer!
Hey Farva, whats the name of the place you like to eat with all the s--- hanging on the wall?
jeepinjeepin
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CatHead said:
You mean Shenanigans?
I'm still waiting for my mozzarella sticks!!!
CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
I dont want 2 large sodas. I want alitreacola.
jeepinjeepin
Well-Known Member
Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
