Damn SWMBO. I told her to never wash my pants again...

[BierMuncher]

They keep shrinking.

I know it has nothing to do with drinking 3, 4, 5 or 7 glasses of IPA each night these days.

I mean I am 100% confident that my walking up the single flight of steps at work each day (instead of the elevator ride) is more than making up for the extra 800-1,000 calories of craft beer the night before....right?

 

[Nurmey]

She is probably using really hot water in the wash.

 

[Brew-Happy]

To make you more paranoid:

She is secretly switching them out and them switching them back to confuse you

 

[llazy_llama]

Welcome to my world, BM. I'd be 300 lbs by now if they'd let me. Stupid PT tests.

 

[Fingers]

Dammit, Biermuncher! You were that skinny guy who brewed lighter beers and could put them away with impunity. You set a standard we thought was attainable. I made a point of brewing low ABV beers so I could have many on an evening and still keep my status quo. Sure, my weight hadn't fluctuated in over ten years until I started to brew, but I always thought, 'Look at Biermuncher. He brews more than you and HE doesn't put on weight. This CAN be done.'

My god. The free market system is flawed and now... now this.

 

[Beerrific]

Start wearing sweatpants, you won't notice them getting tight as much.

 

[shecky]

Yeah, yeah, so much for the buff picture of you on the beach. Now I know it's all a lie.
My image of you is so shattered.

 

[BierMuncher]

...My god. The free market system is flawed and now... now this.

Well...to keep things in perspective...it is the 32"-ers that are getting all snuggy up my ars.

...butt still...

30's, 40's or 50's. Doesn't matter the waste size...tight is tight.

 

[shecky]

Well...to keep things in perspective...it is the 32"-ers that are getting all snuggy up my ars.

...butt still...

30's, 40's or 50's. Doesn't matter the waste size...tight is tight.

I really don't want to know about the size of your waste.

 

[Yooper]

Well...to keep things in perspective...it is the 32"-ers that are getting all snuggy up my ars.

...butt still...

30's, 40's or 50's. Doesn't matter the waste size...tight is tight.

Tell me about it. Hockey season is over, but it's too soon for paddling. I can feel my pants shrinking now as I think about having just one more beer. At this rate, I'll be up to 140 pounds before the snow goes!

 

[BierMuncher]

I really don't want to know about the size of your waste.

Right now my waste size seems to be about 5 beers.

 

[Fingers]

Well...to keep things in perspective...

Oh, we've got it in perspective there, tubby. We've heard it before. 'I'm a man, not a monster!' 'It's just a market correction.' 'Of course I'll respect you in the morning.' 'I'm the guy on the right.'

Do you really brew beer or was that all a lie too?

 

[Anthony_Lopez]

You need cookie pants...

 

[Baja_Brewer]

You need cookie pants...

Does that mean he needs to finish a dozen in one sitting as well? Drink up!

 

[Yooper]

That reminds me of an old joke- you know the one that says something like, "I can't even get into my OWN pants".

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I feel your pain. After losing over 30 pounds last year, i've put 10 back on since I've been laid off. I gotta get back to work before I can't fit through the front door.