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homebrewer_99

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I'm Tober Soo!

Take me drunk, I'm home...

Fun with drunks:

(At a bar/pay phone)...call the operator...when she answers ask her: "Hello, operator? Can you trace this call and tell me where I am?"

With a "smart" drunk/friend at a bar obviously too drunk say to them: "If you're so smart then what's the difference between an orange?" They may come back and say "between an orange and what?" You say "I'm not repeating myself, just tell me the answer!"

Or ask a drunk "Is 2 faster than red?"

Later!!!!!!
 
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homebrewer_99 said:
Don't tell me I've run into a bunch of drunken perverts on this forum!

(And they make their own beer - is THIS Heaven???!) :D

i would take offense to that my good man - if it wern't the absolute truth.
 
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