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just throwing this out there because its awesome, and delicious.

my wife just came into my office and put this bowl of fresh chocolate torte on my lap, more specifically right on my crotch, then sprayed some of that canned whip cream on it....
then she leaned way down and licked the whipped cream off.

Hehe, I know what I am going to do with her later. :)
p.s. the torte is delicious :mug:
 

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I'm not getting the visual of the scene in my mind....

Perhaps, if you were to post a pic of your SWMBO, I may more easily understand....

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I'm not getting the visual of the scene in my mind....

Perhaps, if you were to post a pic of your SWMBO, I may more easily understand....

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+1 but just not licking anything off of you.
 

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I dont know about you but I am. Had a couple more since ive been home though.
 

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Yeah, I really should be chilling an apfelwine right now

Aside: I really need to send a gift to EdWort...
 
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CHALLANGE!!!!

(except for the sex part)
LMAO

i must be the fattest and most sexually satisfied guy out there...

i just want to know if you have a recipe for the torte

YEPPERS!
Chocolate Torte

Blend in one atta time with spoon:
  • 1/2 c. white sugar
  • 1 c.margarine
  • 1 1/2 c. cocoa
  • 7 egg yolks
premix and add:
  • 1 1/2 c. chopped walnuts
  • 1/3 c. flour
Whip together in separate bowl:
  • 7 egg whites
  • 1/4 c. sugar
Mix into the chocolate batter 1/4 cup of the egg white mix thoroughly... then add in the rest and mix.
pour in one 9" round greased cake pan and bake at 350 for 40 min. (preheated). Top with icecream or whipping... have wife lick it off your unit.

there ya have it!
 

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man you are an arse! (jealous grumbling...)


If she offered you a tulip glass full of barley wine clutched between her breasts...





'scuse me gotta go er, check my hydrometer.
 
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Whats wrong with risking a little bodily harm? :D


But very nice none the less.
 

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No, at least not one that I haven't already crossed at some point before.
 

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LOL






mmmm. okay well, here is a tame one that i wont get murdered for posting :)

shes hot and i love her.
Okay jerky, now you are just rubbing it in.


speaking of rubbing... that's about all I am gettin' tonight. :mad: from my own self. :(


You suck. Now I can really visualize what I ain't gettin that you are.

No more, we don't want to hear about it.
 

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Okay jerky, now you are just rubbing it in.


speaking of rubbing... that's about all I am gettin' tonight. :mad: from my own self. :(


You suck. Now I can really visualize what I ain't gettin that you are.

No more, we don't want to hear about it.

Good god, I love her too.

Wait... did I cross a line there?
Dont worry a new line has just been crossed!
 

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I took it to mean self-satisfaction while thinking about another man's wife........................... and admitting it.
 

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Hm, I would say that was bad if I wasn't doing it right now....
 

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just throwing this out there because its awesome, and delicious.

my wife just came into my office and put this bowl of fresh chocolate torte on my lap, more specifically right on my crotch, then sprayed some of that canned whip cream on it....
then she leaned way down and licked the whipped cream off.

Hehe, I know what I am going to do with her later. :)
p.s. the torte is delicious :mug:
That one is a keeper. I thought that stuff was supposed to end when you got married?
 

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Wait, talking about self-satisfaction trumps hitting on another man's wife?

What kind of world do we live in?
I think he means letting another man know you are envisioning his wife and her torte for your own self satisfaction as trumping the act of suggesting hitting on her.

Sorry kronin. In my defense you were all in our face taunting us with suggestive tortes and whip cream licking. Then you posted a lovely face to go with all that...


How can I be blamed! I am weak!
 
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this is turning out to be a hilarious thread! :D

I am not offended by others thinking my wife is hot, what can you do?

dont be fooled, marriage is not all ass grabs and butter-fùcking-flies, lol (is that going to get deleted by a mod?)
but when the good times are good, they are real good.

I just want to share because, many shared life events are negative, people needing advice or someone to feel sorry for them, well im just trying to even it out a bit... :ban:
 

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this is turning out to be a hilarious thread! :D

I am not offended by others thinking my wife is hot, what can you do?

dont be fooled, marriage is not all ass grabs and butter-fùcking-flies, lol (is that going to get deleted by a mod?)
but when the good times are good, they are real good.

I just want to share because, many shared life events are negative, people needing advice or someone to feel sorry for them, well im just trying to even it out a bit... :ban:
No that wont get deleted in this category. But I do need to say that that mother ****ing post was too ****ing sappy. Get that **** the **** out of here now! :D

See what I mean!
 

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Well, post more pics then. I'm fairly certain I can be more offensive :)
 
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