Chinese Whispers

[Tippsy-Turvy]

Only one rule – continue the prior post (no matter what your direction is!)

So, a homebrewer was sitting on his porch enjoying a bottle of his favorite brew when a martian crash lands in his back yard. In shock, he gets up and gingerly approaches the smoking crater. As the smoke clears the martian appears and on seeing the homebrewer says…

 

[Homercidal]

I'm never going to dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool.
I should have known better than to cheat a friend and waste a chance that I've been given.
So I'm never going to dance again, the way I danced with you.

 

[Fedora]

Cause I don't dance