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bottlebomber

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My wife constantly sends me links to and picture messages of what I affectionately refer to as Cat Porn. It's incredibly obnoxious, because I hate cats. They don't make me happy like they make her. Because I love the woman to death I at least pretend to be interested around 50% of the time. However, this one I got today was pretty freakin hilarious. I highly recommend a watch.
http://cheezburger.com/41871105
 
Wish I could watch it. The link put this ol' computer of mine into cardiac arrest. Twice!
 
Cats are cool. Found a dead mouse in the living room last night. I tossed it to the nearest cat and it decided to eat "most" of it. My young one refused to pick up the cute little head it left on the floor. Apparently it hasn't reached the point where it can crunch up the skull or something.

We keep the cat's food in the bathroom and they ALWAYS wait for one of us to go in there before eating. Guaranteed if I sit down on the toilet, within seconds there will be a scratching at the door and I open it to let a cat come in to eat. Weird.
 
Love cats, GF hates 'em. But, she doesn't live here (has her own place) and I haven't had one in 15 years...I think it's time to adopt.
 
Love cats. Love dogs too.

Stupid to think you have to be one or the other.

"I'm a dog person" = "I'm mentally challenged, but at least I'm sort of an animal lover"
 
My wife constantly sends me links to and picture messages of what I affectionately refer to as Cat Porn. It's incredibly obnoxious, because I hate cats. They don't make me happy like they make her. Because I love the woman to death I at least pretend to be interested around 50% of the time.


haha -- same reason I keep making SWMBO try extra hoppy beers. She hates them, but she knows it makes me happy to see her face invert.
 
Love cats. Love dogs too.
Stupid to think you have to be one or the other.

This! People love to lump you in one category or another, and everyone falls for it, feeling like they have to align with dogs or cats. Both are great for different reasons.

If I want a pet to go for a walk or wrestle with (without shredding my skin) I'll play with the dog. If I want an animal to pet in my lap (or for rodent control) I'll go for a cat.

And there's no reason to limit yourself to one or the other - cats and dogs can get along well together if they're raised right. I once saw my dog get in a fight with another dog - because she was protecting my cat. ;)
 
OlieNH said:
Bottlebomber, I think this means that you are a closet cat lover.
I have been caught petting the white one a few times
cheezydemon3 said:
Love cats. Love dogs too.

Stupid to think you have to be one or the other.

"I'm a dog person" = "I'm mentally challenged, but at least I'm sort of an animal lover"
So you like an emotionally shallow animal, Focker? ;)

I agree, you don't have to be one or the other. Cats are just so self serving. I don't like those qualities in humans, so they don't really appeal to me in animals either. Plus they're obnoxious. We gave one of them a can of wet food like a month ago, and it still remembers. It yowls every day until you spray it with the water bottle. 10 minutes later, back at it again.
 
haha -- same reason I keep making SWMBO try extra hoppy beers. She hates them, but she knows it makes me happy to see her face invert.

lol - I do the same thing. My wife hates beer, but is a trooper and always tries my latest batch. And I always get the same reaction: at first an "oh, that's an interesting flavor," expression (I think because she wants to like it) followed quickly by a wrinkled nose as the underlying "beer" flavor hits her.

I keep hoping I'll hit on something she likes, but no luck yet. Doesn't mean I stop making her taste them. ;)
 
We keep the cat's food in the bathroom and they ALWAYS wait for one of us to go in there before eating. Guaranteed if I sit down on the toilet, within seconds there will be a scratching at the door and I open it to let a cat come in to eat. Weird.

We do the same. My oldest cat is around 7-8 years old (never purred once until he was at least 5 years old, or meowed much) much prefers if somebody is in the room with him when he eats. He's okay once he gets started but initially likes to have somebody around.

He's quite a character. If his food bowl (in master bathroom) is empty he'll just sit patiently next to it until I fill it. He's sort of taken on guardianship in his little animal kingdom. If any of the other two food bowls, another cat's in a different bathroom or dog's bowl in kitchen is empty he'll sit next to them until somebody notices and fills them up. If he determines the fish are hungry he'll sit next to the tank until they get fed. Same with the 3 gallon aquarium we use as a water bowl, if the water is getting low he'll just sit next to it until filled back up. Each time everything is filled he walks away and goes about his day.
 
My cat camps out on one of the rubbermaid containers where I store my grain and does a great job at keeping the rodents away. Find the occasional headless mouse corpse on my basement stairs. Always makes me hoist a beer to toast my cats hunting prowess.
 
If cats had the personality of a dog they'd be cool.

Until then, whenever I see mine I just get excited to go huntin.
 
gicts said:
If cats had the personality of a dog they'd be cool.

Until then, whenever I see mine I just get excited to go huntin.

I think cats have plenty of personality... It's oftentimes just not a good one. Now don't get me wrong, there are some cool cats out there. But most of the time when you get a couple cats together they are going to end up treating each other like crap half the day, hissing and scratching. Dogs fight too, sometimes even to the death, but more than likely they are just going to lope around sniffing each others business.
 
I love dogs, cats, birds, even fish. Dogs are attention whores, you can never pet them, or play with them enough, you will quit before they will. Cats like attention too, but will quit, or bite you when they have had enough. I had a parakeet once that loved beer, he would bum sips of my beer, get all loud and rowdy, then be hung over the next morning. Didn't stop him from coming around again when he saw me with a beer. He probably didn't feel a thing when the cat got him. I really love fish, they are quiet, and you don't have to take, or let them out to "go", they stay in the same place all the time. And if you tire of them, you can give them to the cat.
 
gicts said:
If cats had the personality of a dog they'd be cool.

Until then, whenever I see mine I just get excited to go huntin.

My cats fetch, guard the front door and occasionally growl when someone knocks on it and they beg for treats. So yeah if only.....
 
I think cats have plenty of personality... It's oftentimes just not a good one. Now don't get me wrong, there are some cool cats out there. But most of the time when you get a couple cats together they are going to end up treating each other like crap half the day, hissing and scratching. Dogs fight too, sometimes even to the death, but more than likely they are just going to lope around sniffing each others business.


Ehhh....


Cats have personalities, so do dogs, just like humans.


That being said, a high stress situation will cause cats to be more confrontational with eachother. Same for dogs.

There is no one size fits all rule. We have 5 Wolf hybrids, and 4 dogs in addition to our borders (we run a bording/training facility/rescue) Typically there are on average 13-15 dogs here, socially housed. We also have 3 special needs cats and a rescued horse. If managed properly, they can get along. We do boarding training for extreme aggression and fear issues, the training involves a lot of immersion therapy for dogs that have issues...it always works. plug a difficult dog into a situation with multiple calm stable dogs, and the difficult dog will start to imprint after the calm and stable dogs.
 
0verdrive said:
If I want a pet to go for a walk or wrestle with (without shredding my skin) I'll play with the dog. If I want an animal to pet in my lap (or for rodent control) I'll go for a cat.

I can do all that with my dog. Hell,papillons were bred for palatial rodent control. I got a picture of him on Santa's lap last Christmas... would take me a bit to find it though.

I'm kind of with bottlebomber on this. But it's not that I hate cats, I just like dogs better. And I'm kind of allergic to them... one swipe of their claws will have my hand itching like crazy.

Next time I think I'll get a dumber breed though. This dog is kind of selfish, and though he takes incredibly easily to tricks (taught him to roll over and play dead in a few minutes, had them down after just a couple tries), he won't do **** unless he knows there's something in it for him. If you don't have food or a treat, he'll look at you like he's totally stupid... pick a treat up and sometimes he'll roll over right away just to try and hurry it up. I got him to do tricks before I opened the door to let him out to pee, but that's kind of mean :eek:

Homercidal said:
We keep the cat's food in the bathroom and they ALWAYS wait for one of us to go in there before eating.

My dog won't eat from his bowl unless I'm watching him. And he'll constantly check to make sure you're still there. Usually only right before bedtime.
 
bottlebomber said:

Hah. I just did it once to see if he was conditioned to only doing it in the presence of human food or dog treats. Nope, he just knows it's ****ing pointless. Papillons are supposedly one of the top 5 most intelligent breeds.

I don't torture him though. He falls asleep in the crook of my arm when I'm alone, and will often move to the foot of the bed a few hours later, and on the rare occasion he'll wake me up by pawing at my hand to let me know he needs to go. And even though he will hold it in for the better part of a day if he has to, I still get up and take him out for a short walk... coyotes make me uneasy to just let him outside on his own when the sun's not up. Even if he is almost triple the size of the breed standard (though in great shape), that's still only about 22lbs and he would probably CHASE a coyote if he saw one.
 
emjay said:
on the rare occasion he'll wake me up by pawing at my hand to let me know he needs to go.

Oddly enough, this is the only instance he'll actively show he needs something. Otherwise, he'll just sit and wait patiently by the door if he needs to go out, or by his food and water bowls if he needs something that's respective bowl happens to be empty.

Actually, now that I think of it, he'll still paw at the door when he's outside and wants back in. And sometimes when he's bored he'll take his paws and literally move and rotate my hand into position to scratch his chin/chest/belly... and he doesn't easily give up if you keep taking your hand back. I think it's kind of funny, and it seems most people do when they see or experience it, but it annoys the (very) occasional guest. I guess some people just aren't "animal people", be it dogs, cats, birds, etc... those people suck, and are cordially invited to bite me. :mug:
 
emjay said:
Oddly enough, this is the only instance he'll actively show he needs something. Otherwise, he'll just sit and wait patiently by the door if he needs to go out, or by his food and water bowls if he needs something that's respective bowl happens to be empty.

Actually, now that I think of it, he'll still paw at the door when he's outside and wants back in. And sometimes when he's bored he'll take his paws and literally move and rotate my hand into position to scratch his chin/chest/belly... and he doesn't easily give up if you keep taking your hand back. I think it's kind of funny, and it seems most people do when they see or experience it, but it annoys the (very) occasional guest. I guess some people just aren't "animal people", be it dogs, cats, birds, etc... those people suck, and are cordially invited to bite me. :mug:

We're definitely animal people here... We've just picked up a leopard gecko, a small fish tank, and a smaller fish tank with a fighting fish just in the last 2 weeks.

My wife's cat will sometimes wait by the food bowl when it's hungry. I sent her this pic at work a few weeks ago, with a caption indicating I had no intention of feeding her fat feline. She wasn't impressed. Bah, I fed the thing. (yeah I know, Iams is crap, but I don't want these things living a long time.)

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Hah. I also own two parrots... A Senegal and a lovebird. I used to have 2 lovebirds that were given to me, but they lived up to their name and produced 3 babies, and then a few months later 3 more. Got a nesting box, but since their cage was just a pretty small one, I made a hole in the side of it to mount it on the outside. After the second set within the same year, I realized it was very stressful for the mother and her body, so I sold the parents to a breeder who knew what she was doing and how to keep them healthy. Apparently, throwing two lovebirds in a cage and getting them to breed is very difficult, and she was impressed.

So I decided to keep 2 babies and just sell the rest. I didn't need the money, but I wanted to make sure the prospective owner was committed and could afford to take care of it. I also either brought the bird to their place or checked it out ahead of time to make sure it was a decent place to raise them. It might seem overboard and a hassle for the buyers, but I was attached to them and I wanted to make sure that they would be properly taken care of when no longer in my control. There's only one person who I refused, a roughly thirteen year old Indian kid (with his parents there) who already had a few birds, kept them in tiny cages in a mess on the floor, and tried to lowball me after agreeing to a price over the phone. I gave the kid a piece of my mind, in front of his parents, and left. As for the other buyers, I gave them tips on cages, setting up the cage environment, how to feed and take care of them, etc, and then followed up with a phone call a few weeks later (most of them called me first anyways) just to see how they were doing and how they had settled in. Many even sent me pictures, which I didn't request, but it was good to see how much they cared.

The two that I kept were from the second "litter". One of them was a runt that was noticeably smaller and had darker (not as bright) feathers. The other was my favorite as it had the most gentle, curious, and sociable personality of any bird I had. I noticed something wrong with the feathers of the runt after a few months, but though it was a nutritional thing and related to his birth as a runt. A few weeks later I discovered it did indeed have something to do with being a runt, but it turned out to be something more serious. It's sibling and cage mate was constantly biting the feathers off of him (a behavior enforced through natural selection, the healthy ones basically killing off the runt to prevent them from wasting valuable resources). I had a tough decision to make, but I sold the sibling and kept the runt.

It's now a healthy bird with an awesome personality. He gets let out of the cage for a bit almost every day, though my dog doesn't like him (or the senegal), and gets very jealous when I give it attention.

The Senegal is kind of an ******* to most people, but when he likes someone (usually females), he's like a cat and purs as he's being rubbed and bites when he's had enough. Definitely has the self-serving nature of a cat!

Most people, especially with smaller birds, put them in tiny cages and treat them pretty much like fish, never really interacting with them. Which is sad, because they need interaction, mental stimulation (eg toys), and enough space to exercise and fly around. It's almost like keeping a dog in a kennel all its life and never giving it any love and attention, or even things to keep itself busy with. It's pretty sad... birds can have just as much personality as cats or dogs, but most people don't know or care, letting them languish in a very confined and boring space, utterly destroying whatever personality they might have, letting them turn into vegetables, more or less, just eating, pooping, sleeping, and pretty much just standing in the same spot 24/7.
 
Yep. How many people on HBT? And I keep running into some of the same great people. Different threads!
 
Over a hundred thousand members I think, but I think the core group of contributors is easily under 500. Those of us that use this as a social forum and not just informational. There is literally nobody I can talk beer with around here so I'd feel the loss if it was gone.
 
I know what you mean. This is a beer forum but I'm not big on exchanging recipes, but do enjoy the DIY projects and general creativity of this community. Like to help out new brewers. But have to admit. Most of my posts and threads are not about beer, more about people who enjoy brewing and being creative in some way or another. This place to me is a good group. I'd miss it too if it weren't here!
 
Cats get such a bad rap. The last Zymurgy mag even had an article all about brew dogs, with nothing but a few snide remarks for the felines. Such a shame.

I always had cats (Siamese) growing up and they are great pets. Awesome personalities, always around and social, sat by you when you needed some company and would even play fetch in the house. I now have 2 short haired Persians and love having them around. They require way less maintenance than dogs, which is a must for me since I'm a bachelor and travel for business a fair amount. I think the issue with a lot of cats is people don't treat them the same way they do dogs. They get some random cat they don't care about as much and let it run around all over the place outside on its own all of the time. I've always had indoor cats that we got as kittens and raised closely like people do puppies.

My male cat, Jefe, is a tough guy and loves a proper stout. I have to either use glasses he can't fit his fat head into or keep a vigilant eye on my brews or he tries to sneak a sip and comes away with a beard full of foam. Plus I don't have to worry about any critters getting into my precious grain store in the basement.
 
TwoGunz, I agree with some of what you said. I'm not sure I agree with the point that cats personalities aren't allowed to blossom because they aren't lavished with the attention dogs are. My wife treats her cats like princesses, in fact they have small thrones next to HER side of the bed. This has resulted in cats that are even more self absorbed than what is ordinary.
 
Cats are fine, and my cats don't give off NASTY farts during a thunderstorm like my yellow lab. Her normal farts are bad enough, but add the stress of "the world is ending!" and it's vomit inducing. Plus the cats have learned to catch and eat a mice. Well, most of the mouse anyway. It's usually the stomach that's left over, but last time I had to pick a head up off the floor. And the last time I found some small feathers and a mouse leg together in the same place. Weird.
 
Cats are fine, and my cats don't give off NASTY farts during a thunderstorm like my yellow lab. Her normal farts are bad enough, but add the stress of "the world is ending!" and it's vomit inducing. Plus the cats have learned to catch and eat a mice. Well, most of the mouse anyway. It's usually the stomach that's left over, but last time I had to pick a head up off the floor. And the last time I found some small feathers and a mouse leg together in the same place. Weird.

Cats may not fart much, but my one long-haired cat gets dingleberries every so often, and he'll mash his arse into the carpet to try to scrub them off. In addition to leaving a disgusting fecal smear on the carpet, it embeds the poop onto his fur, requiring scissors to remove it, and the smell is just as bad as a dog fart.

One of these days, I should really shave his butt.
 
Our cat likes eating anything plastic and long ribbons. Just yesterday, he evidently ate about 2 feet of blue ribbon. What he didn't throw up, he crapped out in the litter box, except for 6 inches which got stuck to his butt on the way out. He then proceeded to run all around the house trying to get the poo ribbon off.

He also desperately wants to be in the room that you're in and will meow sadly by the door if he can't get in. This also leads to those moments when he gets himself stuck in rooms because he followed you in and you closed the door on the way out without realizing he was in there. An hour later, "Do you hear that? Where's that meowing coming from?"

Ahhh...cats.
 
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