@millerd66 - I know you said you can't lager, but let me tell you my process.
Maybe you can manage something akin.
Basically, I have this large insulated zipper bag, one of those things you put your frozen goods at the grocery store into but fermenter sized.
The Cooling Brewing Insulated Fermentation Bag is a simple, yet innovative. It is a insulated fermentation bag which makes cold fermentations more possible.
www.morebeer.com
But the process I follow is to chill beer for transfer, transfer and then put the fermenter in the insulated bag.
I have a bunch of 32oz containers with lids that I fill with water and put in the freezer. They are bottle shaped and the kind of thing that yogurt and other milk products come in, but basically any similar plastic container would work: two-liters, gatorade bottles, etc.
I then surround the fermenter with these frozen containers, stick an inkbird probe to the side of the fermenter, and zip the whole thing up. When pitching temp is reached, I pitch the yeast and rezip the whole mess.
Basically every morning I check the temp, pull any fully thawed containers out, replace with frozen ones.
I do this until I can get and hold the temp in the low 50s. This usually takes a day or so.
After that it really just becomes swapping frozen containers once a day for a week.
Then I do the whole brulosophy "
Lager Method" and start to ramp up.
Cold crashing is hard since getting the beer that cold is difficult, but the cold crash isn't required either.
Anyway, hope this inspires you to try lagering, or at least work up some crazy process of your own.
Cheers!