Cancer fighting beer, just around the corner

[cubbies]

University researchers developing cancer-fighting beer

Basically researchers think they will be able to alter the genes of yeast to create a odorless, tasteless chemical that helps fight cancer. All the more reason to drink beer!

 

[Coastarine]

Ugh, the next person who thinks about saying "joe six-pack" should just forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into their anus instead.

hooray beer.

 

[Parker36]

Ugh, the next person who thinks about saying "joe six-pack" should just forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into their anus instead.

hooray beer.

What are your feelings on hockey moms?

 

[Brakeman_Brewing]

All is well until the odorless tasteless chemical turns everyone into zombies.

 

[menschmaschine]

All is well until the odorless tasteless chemical turns everyone into zombies.

I can't believe it took 3 whole responses to zombify this thread.

 

[joe6pack]

In what respect, Charlie?


HAHAHAHA

 

[Brakeman_Brewing]

I can't believe it took 3 whole responses to zombify this thread.

Hey everyone was thinking it...I just said it out loud. This is just another instance where the home brewer with thrive after Z day.

 

[TexLaw]

All is well until the odorless tasteless chemical turns everyone into zombies.

So, how many zombies have you seen with cancer? It sounds like the perfect solution!


TL

 

[Brakeman_Brewing]

Touché Tex, touché

 

[Professor Frink]

Ugh. Our lab was one of the first that came out with the Resveratrol studies (before I joined). The resveratrol and cancer connection is way overblown.

 

[zoebisch01]

Ugh. Our lab was one of the first that came out with the Resveratrol studies (before I joined). The resveratrol and cancer connection is way overblown.

Wait, what?!? Scientists overblowing results to get funding? Preposterous!

 

[Professor Frink]

Wait, what?!? Scientists overblowing results to get funding? Preposterous!

You're right! I need to write a grant to study this overfunding

 

[zoebisch01]

You're right! I need to write a grant to study this overfunding

There ya go. Go for one-o-them-there Ben Franklin's

Hey we can do a joint study. I am thinking I can come up with a method of analysis, you can write the paper.

 

[avibayer]

I agree "cancer fighting" is a big flashy term, but resveratrol does increase the functions of the sirt1 gene, which people having in differing quantities. This gene promotes regulation and DNA repair.

I am hoping to do my senior project on this, duplicating the rice university experiment, but will make an IPA instead of a heff. https://cdn.homebrewtalk.com/images/smilies/occasion14.gif

 

[JPicasso]

I for one, welcome our flesh-eating, groaning, shambling, and most importantly cancer-free overlords!