@Kickass 
funny you mention me! i was drinking sugar wash yesterday, with orange juice. 14% ABV...surprisingly good actually....
But anyway for my calorie counting....it has a SG of ~1.012, a BRIX of 12.9...
so alcohol has 7 calories a gram..14% ABV is 11% ABW...so i multiplied 1280 oz's by .117 to get my alcohol...then calculated how many grams of sugar were in it which has 4 calories a gram...
(i figured this would be good enough i didn't need to get into it as far as calculating the SG Difference between alcohol and water...)
@seanog Do you have a refrac and hydrometer?
and i entered it into this program, and let it do the calculating for me!
i've been using it for 12 years...it's how i manage to drink as much as i do, still only weigh ~176lbs, and my liver is in good shape...
Download CRONOMETER for free. A fully featured nutrition and biomarker tracking tool. Designed for practitioners of Caloric Restrictrion (CRON) Diets.
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sorry for my incoherence, just started morning coffee, but i love talking calories, and nutrition values! couldn't wait!