Bwahahahahaha! ShamWow Guy Arrested

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Translation, please.:D
I've been reading his other thread tonight, let me attempt.

"Holy crap, that shamwow dude looks like he is 10 years older then he was yesterday on my tv. Must be all the drugs. I mean Crap, you could tell he was a druggie when you first saw his commercial, then they gave him money to sell wash cloths? Lots of drugs! and not the good ones like weed and psychs, but the bad **** like Meth and heroine! And he's ugly like my poop."

I think that's pretty accurate eh?
 

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Nice coat and shirt in the mugshot. Did they arrest him in a hospital?
 

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I never like those commercials anyhow. The guy reminded of a POS roomate that I used to have in College.
 

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Maybe if he calls his lawyer in the next 20 minutes -cuz ya know he can't do this all day- he can get a deal on his legal fees.......:)


Oh, and here's linky to the story for ya.


Edit: damn, you guys are faster than me with the links!!!
 

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He probably instigated it by saying something like "you're gonna love my nuts".
 

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In a related story...

Hotel Manager Abhijataa "Abu" Dandamudi confided to reporters that immediately following the attack his hotel was contacted by Sham Wow sales representatives who extolled upon their products miraculous ability to absorb blood and body fluids...
 

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maybe true... but you don't think he's a ******? used car slime like that, visiting hookers?

he's a ******.
Yeah he is a ****** for getting a hooker and being a t.v. sales nut. I guess he never thought people would take a chance at getting his money.

This is what was playing when they were on the couch.

 
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Well she doesn't look like a hooker.


EDIT: and come to think of it, how the hell do you punch someone who has your tongue in their teeth? not a lot of room around for swinging fists...
 

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ya hes like one of them dicks at the carny yelling at you while you walk by... needs a fugin boot to the lip
 

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Hey isn't that Louis Winthorpe III ..........?



Looks like the cops popped him good and I suspect a mandibular fx. Standard hosp. gown... ****in whore bitch...
 
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