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I figured you all would suss me out on that one. Yeah, it's a portobello "burger".

Delicious, tho. Caramelized onion and provolone. Buns toasted nicely in butter so the inside was crisp. Sweet potatoes and onions in the side.

And Stone IPA to drink.
 
That actually sounds so good!
It is!

I'm no vegetarian/vegan and I love a good burger. As you've seen from other burgers I've posted here. In fact, we call these portobello burgers but don't consider them a "burger" in the sense of being a meat replacement. It's just a delicious portobello sandwich in its own right.
 
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted, been trying to eat moderately lately. But here is a banger I had the pleasure of taste testing today at work.

I work at a minor league baseball stadium with admittedly sub-par food. The supervisor of food services grabbed me today to try a burger they want to run a special on.

Two 8oz patties, bacon, avocado, American cheese, and fried egg on a pretzel bun. It was fantastic! He made a chipotle sauce for dipping as well. Nice and spicy.

This is a work in progress but it’s a great start!
 

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It’s been awhile since I’ve posted, been trying to eat moderately lately. But here is a banger I had the pleasure of taste testing today at work.

I work at a minor league baseball stadium with admittedly sub-par food. The supervisor of food services grabbed me today to try a burger they want to run a special on.

Two 8oz patties, bacon, avocado, American cheese, and fried egg on a pretzel bun. It was fantastic! He made a chipotle sauce for dipping as well. Nice and spicy.

This is a work in progress but it’s a great start!
Looks great! I'd eat that.
 
It was great, but I told him they should consider offering a single patty version. First off, it’s massive. Second, stadium prices are insane. $35 for the double.
Yeah, and a lot of people are going to look at a double burger amassing an entire pound of beef as being too much. I would, quite frankly, and that's as someone who makes 6 oz patties and makes double burgers for my son and I when I do burgers, so we each eat 3/4 lb of beef lol.

Also you should tell him that by having a double burger on the menu alongside the single burger, it'll drive a LOT more sales of the single. Marketing studies have commonly shown that restaurants will often put a lavish and expensive item on their menu not because they want people to order it, but because they want to have something on the menu that people look at and it makes all the prices of the other items "seem" less expensive.

If I was in a ballpark I'd probably avoid a $35 double burger. But it would make a $22 single burger seem way more normal and appealing than if a $22 single burger was the most expensive burger on the menu.

(See a book by Dan Ariely, Predictably Irrational, for more if you want the background on the menu stuff.)
 
I finally had a "burger" this past weekend, but no pictures because I went sans bun. I've been on a major carnivore kick lately. No bread at all and very minimal drinking. I may cheat on Sunday though, and I am leaning towards, you guessed it, burgers!
 
Yeah - seasonals have the potential to be slightly different from year to year. Maybe a hop or grain isn’t available in high enough quantities… or something is just cheaper that the brewer can sub in. In other words, the recipe isn’t 100% the same. Some seasonals will be tough to find ever again - like one offs… but fest beers (fest biers?) will be here every fall…
 
Happy National Cheeseburger Day! I have to be very careful as I’m still trying to figure out if I am suffering from Alpha Gal Syndrome. If you’ve never heard of it, you’re lucky. It’s a tick borne red meat allergy.

I made smashburgers today. One the bun is a triple, double plain. Colby Jack cheese, onions, and hickory burger sauce. No beer with dinner as tonight is our monthly club meeting.
 
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A few different things here. I dropped the patty size from 6oz to 5oz. My wife was saying the patties were too big for her and the two younger kids, and do my oldest and I really need 12 oz double burgers? Probably not. With some slightly thinner patties they didn't "plump" as much so that was actually good.

We were trying to make waffle fries. Turns out my mandolin cutter doesn't have ridges deep enough to set the thickness where it needs to be for waffle fries and still cut through. So they were sorta like thin waffle chips. Deep fried in peanut oil and still delicious, but we're going to have to find a better way to cut them.
 
We had a wonderful dinner with friends last night at a long time favorite of mine, Killmeyer’s, a German restaurant. It has recently changed hands and the new owners have stepped up their game. Unfortunately, the burger, while good, is not a priority (being a German restaurant), so while everyone else’s dishes were amazing, mine was just “good”.

I paired this guy with a Franziskaner and a Spaten Oktoberfest. Good times!

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Simple beef/venison blend burger with cheddar and apple bbq sauce from my birthday dinner, paired with duck fat-baked potatoes and the barrel aged imperial brown my club brewed this past spring!
 

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Sadly no pictures...

But my wife and her best girlfriends have had a >25 year tradition now of doing Christmas Eve together. Over the years it's modified a bit, from just drinks, to prime rib, to "themed" and not only on Christmas Eve. This year we didn't have our kids on Christmas Eve and everyone wanted to make sure we did it with the kids, so we had it last night. And the theme this year was "tailgate". So it was burgers and wings.

Why post if there are no pictures? Three reasons, or perhaps lessons, that I thought are worth stating regarding burgers:

  1. Grind your own meat. I ended up grinding a large chuck roast using the KitchenAid mixer attachment with the coarse grind setting. Having fresh ground meat, nice and fatty (yay chuck!), and the coarse grind, give a perfect texture for burgers. I ended up with 12x 6 oz burger patties and one tiny one for the youngest attendee.
  2. Invest in a burger press! I was hand-forming patties for the longest time, and eventually ended up with a LEM burger press off Amazon. Super-cheap ($32) for how often it gets used, but with a parchment paper square below and a parchment paper square above, I get a perfectly formed patty that doesn't overly "plump" when cooking. Part of this of course is the coarse grind, which doesn't overly want to plump excessively. The burger press is a hack I wish I'd found a decade+ ago.
  3. Cooking method is your own, and obviously I like direct fire with charcoal for the flavor aspects. You can get a really nice sear on charcoal. But I did all these on the Blackstone griddle since I had so many patties to do at once, and I had 36 wings cooking indirect on my Kamado. The griddle gives a crust that a grill won't, so whether you like a nice grilled burger or a nice flattop burger, you really can't go wrong.

Or, for nothing else, I'm posting to bump the thread because burgers are awesome 😂
 
I’m making my smashburgers again for our NYE party. It’s a tradition for us because I “got stuck” with NYE in my divorce, but turned it into a blast of a night with the kids once I met my now wife.
We trade off years with the kids and my ex for NYE... This is the "off year" for my wife & I, so now kids.

That said, our tradition going on 5 years or so now is Julia Child's Boeuf Bourguignon on NYE, and then (maybe last 2-3 years) is Michael Symon's Lucky Pork Stew on NYD.

I think the kids will be jealous 😂
 
Sadly no pictures...

But my wife and her best girlfriends have had a >25 year tradition now of doing Christmas Eve together. Over the years it's modified a bit, from just drinks, to prime rib, to "themed" and not only on Christmas Eve. This year we didn't have our kids on Christmas Eve and everyone wanted to make sure we did it with the kids, so we had it last night. And the theme this year was "tailgate". So it was burgers and wings.

Why post if there are no pictures? Three reasons, or perhaps lessons, that I thought are worth stating regarding burgers:

  1. Grind your own meat. I ended up grinding a large chuck roast using the KitchenAid mixer attachment with the coarse grind setting. Having fresh ground meat, nice and fatty (yay chuck!), and the coarse grind, give a perfect texture for burgers. I ended up with 12x 6 oz burger patties and one tiny one for the youngest attendee.
  2. Invest in a burger press! I was hand-forming patties for the longest time, and eventually ended up with a LEM burger press off Amazon. Super-cheap ($32) for how often it gets used, but with a parchment paper square below and a parchment paper square above, I get a perfectly formed patty that doesn't overly "plump" when cooking. Part of this of course is the coarse grind, which doesn't overly want to plump excessively. The burger press is a hack I wish I'd found a decade+ ago.
  3. Cooking method is your own, and obviously I like direct fire with charcoal for the flavor aspects. You can get a really nice sear on charcoal. But I did all these on the Blackstone griddle since I had so many patties to do at once, and I had 36 wings cooking indirect on my Kamado. The griddle gives a crust that a grill won't, so whether you like a nice grilled burger or a nice flattop burger, you really can't go wrong.

Or, for nothing else, I'm posting to bump the thread because burgers are awesome 😂
Thanks for the LEM suggestion. I was just looking at other Patty makers and nothing stood out as quality or adjustable. I just bought a full brisket at Costco and I’m debating whether to grind it or smoke it. Hmmm.
 
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