Best pickup lines....

[Ceedubya]

So I have decided that all I'm really good for around here is starting useless potentially never ending threads, and since I'm into number 4 and feeling good I thought I'd start another......

Please list either the best pickup lines you have either heard, or perhaps used yourself. Let's help all the single guys get laid tonight!


"Whisper you love me, before you say goodbye"

Man (in loud nightclub): "Can I have this dance?"
Woman: "No, I don't want to dance"
Man: "No, I said you look fat in those pants"
(I had a friend who got laid about 8 out of 10 times with this one, which is still pretty good odds)

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

"I know exactly where your G-spot is, and I still reach it while chewing on your clitoris. "

That is tried and proven one time only. I was extremely drunk at the time, and she was extremely ugly a few hours later.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Why what happened, did she get in a boating accident or something?

 

[GranillaNutz]

GET IN THE TRUNK *****!!!!!
that's all i got

 

[bashe]

"want some free candy?"

 

[NJTomatoguy]

You don't sweat much for a big girl.

 

[dataz722]

Let pretend your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays.

 

[dataz722]

You sure do gots a perrty mouth.

 

[blackwaterbrewer]

"Hi." then take her face in your hands and kiss her deeply. worked a 2-3 times when i was 19.

ps, this only works after 12:30 AM. and, no hesitation. it also helps if the girl is over 25. young chicks are too uptight.

good luck!

 

[homebrewer_99]

Overheard at a party...guy says he was mistakenly in a gay bar...

"May I push your stool in for you?"

 

[JohnBarleycorn]

Want to do a few lines ? Worked pretty well back in the day .

 

[Ceedubya]

Want to do a few lines ? Worked pretty well back in the day .

Best one yet!

 

[user 4295]

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "No, in fact I wouldn't!"
Guy: "Why not? Are you picky? I'm obviously not!"

Worked a few times many, MANY years ago, LOL!

 

[user 22118]

Those pants are becoming on you, in fact if I was that close to you I'd be coming on you too!

That's the classic line

 

[KYB]

Look at a girl, reach your arm out, palm up, bend and straighten your finger motioning to her that you want her to come closer...

When she comes to you, say "I knew if I kept fingering you you'd come."

 

[QueenCityALER]

Nice shoes... wanna f**k?