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The world has no clue! Damn all the heathens!

It was the early winter of 1968. The scene was the Campus Hideaway, Lawrence, Kansas, USA, Planet Earth. An unsuspecting college freshman (me), having consumed more 3.2% Coors 'Rocky Mountain Rainwater' than he should have, accepted the daring (some would later claim Life Threatening) challenge of several long-forgotten classmates, and boldly ordered the newly concocted food product referred to as "Hawaiian Pizza!!!" And the world was forever changed, the universe permanently altered.

I am truly sorry for those dietetically deficient know-nothings who deign to consider this cheesy delicacy as a culinary abomination. To the contrary, it can be the most delectable slice known to mankind, especially when liberally garnished with finely diced pieces of Canadian bacon.

Those who diss this fantastic dish must be summarily damned to suffer in foodie purgatory, along side those who have never known the joy of a Filipino balut, aka: "the Egg with Legs", which, if one is compelled to try, will need something much stronger than a pitcher of 3.2 ABV beer.

Bon appetit.
 
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Up on Cripple Creek, indeed.
"Take a load off, Annie..."

And of course the song lyrics I sent my daughter the day of her graduation:

"May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay
Stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay
Forever young

May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
May your heart always be joyful
May your song always be sung
And may you stay
May you stay
May you stay forever young."
 
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