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What cracks me up is that the dude had already drive 2 miles on his freaking mower to go get his wife a beer. That's got to be a 30 min lawnmower ride. It looks like he at least took a beer with him... :rockin:
 
"Was I speedin'?"

"How long have you been driving the lawn mower?" "About two weeks."
 
I love how when the cop first pulls up behind him, he turns around and waves for the cop to go past like he's not expecting to get pulled over.

Macing him for taking a leak is too harsh, tho, IMO.
 
Beerthoven said:
Macing him for taking a leak is too harsh, tho, IMO.
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+2 Sad thing is I've seen people get maced or tazered for less. Still doesn't mean I didn't LMAO.

"Uh, sir...there's no store up that way"
 
Brewing Clamper said:
... for refusing to cooperate with a peace officer after being warned repeatedly... and because it was funny as sh!t...
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He was also reaching into his pants...he might have had a gun hidden in there.
 
Nobody's commented yet on this road being referred to as a "highway" despite not even having any lanes painted on it... I though *I* grew up in the damn sticks!
 

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