Best Divorce Letter Evar!

[olllllo]

TSIA

 

[Hell Brew]

Fu$%^g Awesome!!

 

[Evan!]

Hehe, "throat yogurt". Love it. Saw this awhile ago, but it never gets old.

 

[blacklab]

oooooh. that's funny.

 

[Alamo_Beer]

heheehehehe cinnamon ring.....hhehhehehehe

 

[david_42]

Good thing the local tanning salon changed hands, I'd probably run off the road every time I saw the "Cinnamon Girl" sign.

 

[fusion94]

lmao...that's way too funny

 

[FatMonsters]

Holy he!! that was awesome! Thanks...

 

[mrk305]

loved it.... taking notes

 

[Liquidicem]

hahaha... awesome!

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

"Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor?"

Awesome

 

[chadley]

freakin' hilarious!

 

[Baumgartner]

+1 for throat yogart. lmao

 

[evanmars]

Heh, my wife's name is Cynamon.

 

[the_bird]

Heh, my wife's name is Cynamon.

I'd ask you a question, but the answer might make the next get-together a little awkward!

 

[Sherpa FE]

My wife...not so impressed..I however lauged like a lil girl

 

[JimiGibbs]

Still laughing .... That's great!

 

[paulthenurse]

Otherwise, can you let me know where the F***ing remote is?

Priceless!

P

 

[sittingturbo]

OMG so funny!

 

[Jester369]

Brilliant!

 

[JestersRed]

"and this tart's a total monster in the sack"

ROTFLOL

 

[brauhaus]

hahaha.... too funny....

throat yogurt.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Note to self: buy a moveable floor length mirror.

 

[Melana]

That was a good one!

 

[Bedlam]

Note to self: buy a moveable floor length mirror.

That's exactly what I took away from reading that, too!

You can learn something new on the internets everyday!

 

[cheezydemon]

Funny, I just doubt it's real.

 

[Beerthoven]

I like the way the sexual escapades ramp up in offensiveness. I can imagine Connie getting more and more worked up as she reads the letter. It's a nice literary touch.

sex with a stranger
sex with a mutual friend in their old bedroom
sex with his wife's kid sister in the pooper

 

[olllllo]

Of course it's fake. It has Best Divorce Letter Ever printed at the top.

Everyone knows that the Best Divorce Letter Ever World Cup is in June,

 

[rbridges01]

+3 on the throat yogurt

OMG - so funny

 

[EdWort]

Reminds me of the Sarah Silverman "I'm f'ing Matt Damon" video, rebutted by Jimmy Kimmel's "I'm f'ing Ben Affleck".

Ya gotta hand it to Jimmy. He truly knows how do go one better.

 

[olllllo]

The question remains open...

Will an Edmund Fiztgerald clone benefit from a cinnamon addition and a Jello clarifying agent?