Best beer drinking tool ever!

[GPP33]

An add for this just popped up on this very site. Only 2 seconds to down 24 ounces of that beer you worked so hard to make. WTF? Wrong audience bro.

https://bierstick.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9qLu8KnZ3QIVistkCh2TrQt6EAEYASAAEgKkf_D_BwE

 

[RPh_Guy]

Good idea if you make a crappy batch

 

[Andrew Hodgson]

Wow as someone who shotguns beers pretty regularly if someone whipped one of those out for a shotgun I think I would never drink with them again.

 

[Rob2010SS]

Hahahahahaha, there's a group of people that we have over to our house occasionally and at least once per visit, they decide to have a "Deck Chugging Race". I sent this to them and sarcastically said, "The COOL deck chuggers are using these nowadays!!"

This thing is ridiculous hahaha

 

[bracconiere]

lol, "Candy is Dandy but liquor is quicker!"....Why would someone try to get drunk on a purposely made low alcoholic beverage...Maybe they enjoy urination a lot! lol, often when i'm taking a leak, i throw my head back and say "Ohhh Yeah, that's the good stuff!"...

an invention for the same kids that drink their whiskey with a cola chaser and ask why they make it taste so bad....

 

[RPh_Guy]

I somehow knew you'd be on this thread

 

[myndflyte]

Now I know I've been out of college for 10 years now but what's wrong with the traditional funnel and tube? Plus what happens when I can't reach the end to push the plunger in? No way would I trust one of my friends to not jam that thing as hard as they could.

 

[bracconiere]

I somehow knew you'd be on this thread

and leave me wondering, are they watching me? what are these voices i keep hearing...Maybe another beer will help. lol

you can tell by my new avatar, i drink my beer slowly. But i do brew it 8%!

 

[Murphys_Law]

$60!! How much does a funnel cost from Wal Mart?!

 

[bracconiere]

$60!! How much does a funnel cost from Wal Mart?!

or an auto-siphon, just prop up the fermenter and give it a pump!

the gov'ment would probably out law it then though. because if you did it next to the toilet, got a consistent flow going. they would see it as distilling right? lol