Beer and/or puss.y...
A beer is always wet.
A puss-y needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A puss-y tastes better served hot.
Advantage: puss-y.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold puss-y makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
puss-y does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming puss-y, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: puss-y
24 beers come in a box.
A puss-y is a box you can come in.
Advantage: puss-y
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: puss-y.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like puss-y, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: puss-y
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much puss-y and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a puss-y in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: puss-y
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells puss-y on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: puss-y
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
puss-y can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: puss-y
If you think all day about the next puss-y
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: puss-y
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of puss-y is more fun.
Advantage: puss-y.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a puss-y
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a puss-y,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best puss-y you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: puss-y.
The worst puss-y you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad puss-y: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good puss-y: Almost all but the above.
Advantage puss-y.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: puss-y.
A beer is always wet.
A puss-y needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A puss-y tastes better served hot.
Advantage: puss-y.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold puss-y makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
puss-y does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming puss-y, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: puss-y
24 beers come in a box.
A puss-y is a box you can come in.
Advantage: puss-y
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: puss-y.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like puss-y, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: puss-y
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much puss-y and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a puss-y in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: puss-y
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells puss-y on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: puss-y
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
puss-y can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: puss-y
If you think all day about the next puss-y
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: puss-y
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of puss-y is more fun.
Advantage: puss-y.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a puss-y
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a puss-y,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best puss-y you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: puss-y.
The worst puss-y you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad puss-y: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good puss-y: Almost all but the above.
Advantage puss-y.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: puss-y.
