Beer Song Game

[LWayBrewing]

My friends have been doing this via email, it's hilarious.

Take a song and convert it into a beer name & description.

For instance (this one is awful, but it makes me laugh):

Friday - R.Black Ale (name - style)

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin forward to dark-malt, citrus hops
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday

Yesterday was Thirsty, Thursday
Today i-it's Friday, Friday
we we we so excited
we so excited
we gonna have a beer today

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Jessie's Girl Porter

Jessie's brewery
Yeah, I know it's been
A favorite brew'ry of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got themselves a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's smokin' 'em with those malts
And she's lovin' 'em with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' they're holding her in their glass late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's Girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's Girl
Where can I find a porter like that

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Ring of Fire Rye

the taste, of rye is sweet
when hops & barley meet
I fell down just like a fool
oh, but it made me drool

I fell down after drinkin' ring of fire
it went down down down, and my B-A-C went higher
and it burns burns burns... that ring of fire
that ring of fire.

 

[TopherM]

I've posted this before, so I'm recycling, but it did come from my noggin:

Bayou Classic and the Hella Burners:

I got friends with slow boils
Where it's too cold to get rollin boils
That melt hops away
RDWHAHB today, their brew will be OK

It's F'n cold in Minnesota
Think I'll ferm at 90 in Central Florida

Yeah I got friends
With slow boils