Apartment windows overlooking other buildings

[CreamyGoodness]

In you live in even a vaguely populated area with a window overlooking other buildings.... Invest in blinds.

I work in the Times Square area. Just out my window is an apartment building that appears to be inhabited solely by very attractive 20 and 30 something women.

Every morning at 9 the woman on the 25th floor fifth window on the right gets dressed in front of her window. This process takes 20 minutes.

Three floors down, second from left, a young lady, apparently a student, wakes up at 11 nude, goes to take a shower, and then walks around in just a towel turban for about a half hour.

Sporadically throughout the day, other random nude nicks, all attractive, putter around cooking, getting dressed, or just lounging around.

Awesome right?

Wrong.

I haven't got a ****ing thing done in a month.

Neither have my colleagues.

Get some blinds, world!

sigh. It will pass.

 

[Rockn_M]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Poor Creamy, Spends too much time peeping. Maybe you need some blinds on your office window so the attractive exhibitionists can do their thing. It could be worse. It could be a bunch of hairy overweight guys and the same with crazy cat-lady hoarders

 

[dwDrummer]

Are you guys hiring?

 

[passedpawn]

Creamy at work

 

[Rhumbline]

I need problems like this!

And I second the "pics or it didn't happen"

 

[nasty_rabbit]

In you live in even a vaguely populated area with a window overlooking other buildings.... Invest in blinds.

I work in the Times Square area. Just out my window is an apartment building that appears to be inhabited solely by very attractive 20 and 30 something women.

I guess that distance is a perspective call (pun intended). The building that he speaks of that is "just out my window" is actually two blocks over and three blocks down and he is using a telescope.

 

[satph]

Why doesn't your office building have blinds?

 

[Homercidal]

Work should install those coin operated telescope things like at the Empire State Building. All profits to go to a carpal tunnel fund.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Clip from Seinfeld..

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1854798

 

[Homercidal]

Master of his domain.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Towel turban girl actually had blinds closed for several weeks until today. Can't really see her face and she is pretty petite but she has a backside one could break a bicuspid on.

Those of you with daughters living in dorms or in apartments in the cities, either offer to put up blinds for them or deal with the fact that a guy just like creamy is indulging his voyeuristic streak on her ya-yas.

 

[Thedutchtouch]

The number of jokes one could make about your username and the subject at hand...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Clip from Seinfeld..

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1854798

Flip it on them (reverse peep hole) show up at your desk au natural. Eventually someone will close their blinds.

 

[Rhumbline]

Would it be inappropriate to suggest we start a collection to buy a couple of webcams?

 

[MindenMan]

Creamy, you are one sick, perverted, warped, voyeur, lucky as hell, to have the scene changing daily son of a B*tch. Damn. Rats. Don't get caught, or the people in the other building will come looking for you, with or without the police. Legally, her window is open and it's not like you jumped the back fence to see her. I knew someone who got caught looking, and the people that knew about it would drive by, or follow him to the store, or to buy gas, etc.. Then you will get people with binoculars
or scopes and look to see if you are looking out. Keep your room dark, and the shade opened just enough to not get seen. No, really, just don't do it.

 

[Zuljin]

The number of jokes one could make about your username and the subject at hand...

...the subject at hand...

 

[Thedutchtouch]

...the subject at hand...

took me a minute to find the best way to word that lol

 

[squibload]

I was seein' this blonde girl...



'til somebody stole the binoculars outta my truck. (Larry the Cable Guy)

 

[Cyclman]

I recommend a "free beer" sign on the window, you never know...

 

[DrunkleJon]

Creamy, you are one sick, perverted, warped, voyeur, lucky as hell, to have the scene changing daily son of a B*tch. Damn. Rats. Don't get caught, or the people in the other building will come looking for you, with or without the police. Legally, her window is open and it's not like you jumped the back fence to see her. I knew someone who got caught looking, and the people that knew about it would drive by, or follow him to the store, or to buy gas, etc.. Then you will get people with binoculars
or scopes and look to see if you are looking out. Keep your room dark, and the shade opened just enough to not get seen. No, really, just don't do it.

You just may have been thinking about this a little much. In a purely hypothetical way, but yeah. A little much thought may have been spent on this.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Creamy, you don't have to look; and the mouse doesn't have to take the cheese...
That being said, enjoy the view! Life is short & often sucks the big blue bag so enjoy it while you can. Just don't tell the rest of the office or SWMBO & you'll be able to enjoy the view in perpetuity.

Or get a webcam that can pan & zoom, can be controlled remotely & is set up to record to a removable drive. Create a website & make the footage available there for a fee. It's just a thought.
Regards, GF.

 

[JonM]

Taking pictures, video, etc. under those circumstances is a felony in Wisconsin and probably elsewhere too. Don't do that.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

All I have ever done is turn my head to the left and look out my office window.

The ladies and gentlemen who choose to nude in their own house, albeit in front of an open window, are well within their rights. My comments are part plea and part public service announcement. If you have an open curtain, people can see in. Period.

 

[DrunkleJon]

All I have ever done is turn my head to the left and look out my office window.

The ladies and gentlemen who choose to nude in their own house, albeit in front of an open window, are well within their rights. My comments are part plea and part public service announcement. If you have an open curtain, people can see in. Period.

I keep getting the mental picture of one of these unassuming ladies glancing out of her window and seeing your avatar leering at her and her reaction and start giggling.

 

[jgln]

All I have ever done is turn my head to the left and look out my office window.

The ladies and gentlemen who choose to nude in their own house, albeit in front of an open window, are well within their rights. My comments are part plea and part public service announcement. If you have an open curtain, people can see in. Period.

There must be at least one guy peering out of every window on that side of the building, how can they not notice that if you can notice them. That must be a funny sight actually.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

These people really must be oblivious. Towel turban girl and the woman who walks around in her bra and slacks three floors above her appear sporadically, but blonde top knot topless girl you can set your watch to. They all walk around without a care in the world. My wife's theory is that they know but just don't care all that much. If you ask me that is kind rude.

 

[NervousDad]

I keep looking at this thread in my daily search. I'm waiting to see a little paper clip by the subject line. Until then I'm not checking back

 

[Rhumbline]

There must be at least one guy peering out of every window on that side of the building, how can they not notice that if you can notice them. That must be a funny sight actually.

I'm pretty sure they know exactly what's going on. Have you ever been to spring break?

 

[Homercidal]

I'm pretty sure they know exactly what's going on. Have you ever been to spring break?

No, but the brochure looks nice!