Anybody ever think about hiring a maid/servant

[Dan]

Pappy, pics! You got a hot gal working for you ... yah got to send a few pics. It's in the ManCode. I'm certain. :fro:

 

[45_70sharps]

As a single dad who leaves at 7:00 in the morning for work and gets home at 6:00 to cook dinner, fix lunch for the next day at school, spend time with my daughter, clean the house, do laundry and then try to do whatever I want to do for myself, I sure wish I could afford a maid!
I wouldn't have them do any brewing chores though.
That's me time.

The maid would just be freeing up time for things like brewing and reloading.

With a little luck she would be beautiful, very friendly, work cheap and be a live in!

 

[CoalCracker]

Isn't that a WIFE, washing, ironing, fVcking, etc.? J/k My fiance calls herself a wife in training. However I do a lot of the cooking and such. She does the laundry. equal roles but a maid would be sweet.

 

[45_70sharps]

Isn't that a WIFE, washing, ironing, fVcking, etc.? J/k My fiance calls herself a wife in training. However I do a lot of the cooking and such. She does the laundry. equal roles but a maid would be sweet.

Not all wife's do that stuff. Some watch T.V. and spend your money on things like horses.
Another bonus of a maid is you can get rid of her if you don't like her for tens of thousands of dollars less than it costs to get rid of a wife!

 

[ryno1ryno]

Isn't that a WIFE, washing, ironing, fVcking, etc.? J/k My fiance calls herself a wife in training. However I do a lot of the cooking and such. She does the laundry. equal roles but a maid would be sweet.

My wife is OCD when it comes to cleaning, cooking, laundry et al. She hates the way I do house work. So she forbids me to perform house chores! About the only thing she wants me to do is take the garbage out.

On the other hand, she does spend every penny I give her and yells at me more than a guy likes. But... at least my house chores get done.

She has kicked me outside for brewing though... she doesnt like the smell of steeped grains or hopped malt boils.

She would love a maid herself... especially for laundry.

The person who invents the automated washer/dryer/folder for under 1000 bucks will become the next multi-billionare I am convinced.

 

[turvis]

Until they were sued because it didn't fold the towels right.

 

[Dan]

Piece of advice. If you hire a maid. She needs to be ugly and old, very old and ugly. When I was younger me and my room mates hired a good looking girl as a maid. Was good at first, until we all started getting affectionate with her. She became more familiar with us and it went downhill from there.

 

[ryno1ryno]

Piece of advice. If you hire a maid. She needs to be ugly and old, very old and ugly. When I was younger me and my room mates hired a good looking girl as a maid. Was good at first, until we all started getting affectionate with her. She became more familiar with us and it went downhill from there.

But you have all the fun memories from it.

I doubt it was that bad.

When in college we had some hoochies come over and clean and cook for us. I never complained.

 

[ryno1ryno]

Until they were sued because it didn't fold the towels right.

That's where 'SHE' will have to just accept the towel folding flaws of the automatic folding machine.

Although... it would be funny to read all of the negative feedback on Amazon about not folding shirts into 6 inch squares.

 

[Homercidal]

Piece of advice. If you hire a maid. She needs to be ugly and old, very old and ugly. When I was younger me and my room mates hired a good looking girl as a maid. Was good at first, until we all started getting affectionate with her. She became more familiar with us and it went downhill from there.

I'm sure you meant to make this sound like it was a problem for you eventually, but honestly, it just sounds like an awesome experience. Unless she turned out like the maid in Cheech and Chong's Still Smokin movie...