Arrgh! Can't take this nonsense any longer.
Physics is undeniable. If one holds a beer at consistent temperature and CO2 pressure long enough it will reach equilibrium at a prescribed carbonation level and stay there for freakin' ever, regardless of how much is consumed. The last drop will be exactly the same as the first, if the first was poured after the beer had reached that equilibrium point.
That's simply the way it is and will always be...
Cheers!
True, in a perfect world.
In the real world, it isn't always so simple.
For instance, my setup does not allow me to hold my beer at the same pressure I carb'd it at for serving.
I typically go with 20-25 PSI for several days to carbonate. Obviously you can't serve at that pressure (unless you have loooooong tubing).
Even with the long slow carbonation (which I could do, because I make a lot of lagers, so taking a few weeks to carbonate isn't a big deal), I serve at 3-5 PSI. Above 5 PSI, my system will dispense like a fire hose.
Maintaining my beer at 3-5 PSI for serving will not usually maintain carbonation for the life of the keg, as the head pressure is less than the stored pressure of dissolved gas in the beer. The more headspace, the more the beer off-gases into the head space. So usually by 3/4 of the way into a keg, I have to put it back under pressure to bump the carbonation back up.
I know I could increase serving pressure if I lengthened my serving lines, but at the moment, my setup does not realistically allow for that.
I'd be happy to hear any advice you may be able to offer though. I'm not trying to be argumentative with you - I understand the science of it - I'm just saying that what you suggested is perfect world, and we don't all live in one.
And stressing over carbonation levels being perfect is so far down on my list of things to occupy mental bandwidth that I simply don't.