A modest proposal to the people of the New World

[neilpcraven]

That mad drinking fest that happens in March can be called many things but the one thing it SHOULD NOT BE CALLED is "St Patty's".

http://paddynotpatty.com/

For more info: (Choose your clickbait, it's generally the same message):
http://gawker.com/5990788/its-st-paddys-day-not-st-pattys-day
http://www.ibtimes.com/it-st-paddy-or-patty-5-things-you-should-know-saint-patricks-day-1561891
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/...cle_9e400a86-6f66-11e1-9d17-0019bb30f31a.html
https://www.facebook.com/dublinairp...95014.157498590963178/671758966203802/?type=1
http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-insulting-ways-people-act-irish-st.-patricks-day/
https://twitter.com/paddynotpatty

Cheers!

 

[Hello]

All right then.

 

[Homercidal]

Well that sucks. I was planning on going to a real Irish pub in Ireland for St. Patty's day and ordering a Black and Tan Irish Car Bomb.

Guess I'll return my Leprechaun costume too...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

New World? Looks more like the same ol' ...

 

[tmendick]

http://c2.thejournal.ie/media/2014/03/1979118_671758966203802_983709001_o-315x500.jpg

 

[vanishingpint]

Woohoo! Corned beef and cabbage a real Irish dish.Can't wait for St Patty's.

 

[Psylocide]

Woohoo! Corned beef and cabbage a real Irish dish.Can't wait for St Patty's.

I'm going to make the biggest crock pot full, go downtown to the parade and get wicked sauced, come back, eat my corned beef and cabbage and go to bed around 4 pm.

It's a tradition at my house.

 

[JonM]

Well that sucks. I was planning on going to a real Irish pub in Ireland for St. Patty's day and ordering a Black and Tan Irish Car Bomb.

Guess I'll return my Leprechaun costume too...

Don't forget to shout the first two lines of Danny Boy - and ONLY the first two lines - and make it as far off key and as loud as your voice will allow.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I will drink an official green lager in honor of Saint Patricia.

 

[edroberts]

I always thought Cake followed the word Paddy.

 

[agrazela]

What do you call an Irishman who gets drunk and stays out all night?


Nothing special really, they all do that.

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

I will drink an official green lager in honor of Saint Patricia.

How much food coloring would one need to get a nice green homebrew (5 gallons)?

 

[compumasta]

Not much really. We have done it with store bought beer, no reason why it would take any more. One vial should be more than enough. Well, depending on how green i suppose