3 word story

[stamandster]

Ears. You can't

 

[beermanpete]

cry in baseball.

 

[ba-brewer]

So it's settled

 

[stamandster]

you can cry

 

[ehall]

on the pitch

 

[stamandster]

but not in

 

[Rish]

the men's room

 

[ba-brewer]

except for horses

 

[stamandster]

because they have

 

[ehall]

very long snouts

 

[ba-brewer]

for long faces

 

[beermanpete]

Cheer up, Bud.

 

[ehall]

you could be

 

[stamandster]

a horses dad.

 

[Rish]

But only geldings

 

[ba-brewer]

can't be dads

 

[stamandster]

since the don't

 

[ba-brewer]

eat this packet

 

[stamandster]

Of hot sauce.

 

[ba-brewer]

Off and on

 

[stamandster]

We can become

 

[beermanpete]

the best ever

 

[ehall]

three musketeers racing

 

[Wigglebutts Brewery]

Three blind mice

 

[ba-brewer]

funky little boat

 

[Rish]

with three men

 

[beermanpete]

and small boy

 

[ehall]

paddling upstream in

 

[Rish]

the summer of

 

[ba-brewer]

love and STDs

 

[Wigglebutts Brewery]

And Huge mosquitoes

 

[ehall]

with teeth like

 

[stamandster]

your moms. Though,

 

[ba-brewer]

that's another story

 

[Rish]

about dental corrective

 

[ba-brewer]

surgery at the

 

[stamandster]

Coors Coral. Jeff

 

[ba-brewer]

or his brother

 

[stamandster]

were about to

 

[ba-brewer]

go get Juanita