well, with that tone of voice, i'm kinda intimidated...i have few different favorites...right now i'm liking my low calorie version.
but i like a good wheat germ sugar wash, then with steps involved, add it too a 5 gallon keg to get it to 8% ABV, and 'my'recipe is 2 32oz lemon juice containers to 3 cups sugar....(at the moment i'm trying something new, 1 8 quart country time lemonaid mix and 1 lemon juice container...no sugar, pretty good.)
usually i'm adding 65%ABV booze which is 52% by weight, so 3.5lbs booze, to like...just fill up the keg with water.... (or 14,1200g's for a total of 640ozs)
anyway it keeps the devil from getting In My Beverage,
edit: but i'm with you, i only drink this out of desperation. when i feel i little dizzy in the fight....