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I posted here originally in 2008. Took me about five years to actually DO anything to lose some weight, but I started running a couple years ago. Lost somewhere in the neighborhood of 35-40 pounds; not entirely sure what my high-water mark was, so it's hard to know for sure. Try not to be...

Well, you DID just sit there; you could have at least said "Hey kid, please don't hit me." And if he does hit you again, you're legally* allowed to kick him in the face. * Well, not "legally"

... well.. you probably looked like a sexual predator. Smart kid.

... the man spoke the truth.

We'll pick him up from the vets (and settle the bill :eek:) tomorrow; my wife and daughter are going to stop by and see him for a bit this afternoon. Sounds like he's going to be fine. He's just been acting up in hus old age, getting back into things like he did when he was a puppy...

Dog's at the vet's right now. Had surgery this morning. He'd been having some digestive issues, and the past couple days started throwing up all of his food. Regurgitating, actually. Big dog, lab/pit mix. Old dog. 11 years. And he's lost ~13 pounds since the spring, from just over 100 to...

Well, it was only partly the yoga pants; it was also the wig, makeup, and falsies.

Dear Creamy, I've had an erection now for more than eighteen hours. Should I see a doctor? The weird thing is, I haven't taken any pills; there are just a lot of girls in yoga pants around.

Old dawg who still gets around...

Christ. I had a tree cut down right in front of my old house. Right next to the house (which is why it had to go). Right near the power lines. They came up with a bucket truck and took it down in chunks. Didn't try and fell the whole thing at once in the middle of a neighborhood. You ain't...

Oh. My. God. I am officially creeped out. Make sure to bring some Handi-Wipes to clean up the light saber when you're done.

Wait a second... Darth Vader? Han Solo, I could understand. But Darth Vader? Your SWMBO's into some weird ****, man.

^^^ This is my plan to address this very issue...

I've got to say, the actual response is pretty much spot-on.

The Tom Waits album? I used to sing pretty much that whole album to my daughter, to get her to sleep when she was little.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESkFMThDxj8 Bicycle Thief, led by Bob Forrest, formerly of Thelonious Monster (one of the greatest band names of all time).

Wilco does a huge festival here in town each year, and to open things up they did a 2+hour set of all fan-requests, which meant that it was almost entirely cover songs. Thus, we've been rocking a lot of old, obscure punk as of late - Modern Lovers and Television have become particular favorites.

She didn't seem to think it was her fault, but something tells me that a lot of things happen in her life that she won't take responsibility for! "It's not my fault my husband divorced me! Or that my kids won't visit!"

**** that., it's evidence. Make sure that what gets written up in the accident report is accurate, matches how she claimed the accident occurred, for when this crazy broad files a frivolous lawsuit in a couple months. Or, when his tires get slashed.

www.whatthe****shouldimakefordinner.com (You'll have to edit the **** part, I'm trusting you can figure it out).