reminds me of another one-
Difference between a whor- house and a 3 ring circus?
3 ring circus is a cunning array of stunts.
Not sure if this goes against the rules. Will find out when I wake up :-)
I registered just to reply to this :-P
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of a## that makes your eyes tear.
OK, moving to the brewing section