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  1. El Pistolero

    Growing Old Sucks!

    Massive Wall of Bummer to Follow...Pass On By Getting old sucks...people around you start to die. I stopped by to see Todd a couple of weekends ago...a dear friend that I've known for 40 yrs this Sept, since our freshman yr in college. Todd's fallen on some tough times lately, he has...
  2. El Pistolero

    Heads Up Boaters

    Think you'll be able to find your way home without your GPS? You may have to: http://www.boatus.com/pressroom/release.asp?id=699 :( 2 1/2 weeks to get your comments in.
  3. El Pistolero

    Any Diesel Performance Gurus Here?

    I've got an '01 Ford 7.3L Powerstroke, and it's not getting quite the mileage it used to. I've been thinking about putting a new chip in it, maybe something like this one, but I really don't know the first thing about car electronics on anything newer than ~ '59. Can anybody tell me about...
  4. El Pistolero

    Please Kill the Newt

    I hate newts! :mad: Newts are ugly and slimy, newts are lame, and newts spend too much money on jewelry! Please do not handle a newt, please do not feed a newt, please do not contribute to a newt, and for the love of god, please do not ever post in a newt. I mean, really, why on earth...
  5. El Pistolero

    ? for Houston Sausage Makers

    Anyone know where to pick up some 'Tender Quick' locally? I hate to mailorder it and pay $10 shipping for a $5 order.
  6. El Pistolero

    A really stupid question...

    ...where is the Tap Room? Is it a Premium Member only thang, or is it right in front of my eyes, and I'm just too drunk to see it? TIA.
  7. El Pistolero

    I find Facebook to be...

    ...totally freaking incomprehensible! :mad: Is it just me? Is it because I'm old? Is it because I'm drunk? :drunk: I mean, I used to be fairly computer literate, but I can't figure out how to do anything on this piece of crap site. I don't even think there is really anything to...
  8. El Pistolero

    13 Year Old Girls...

    ...Jimmeny Christmas they're freaking noisy :mad: Anyone that would have six of them in their house at one time (13 year old boys excepted) must be totally irreversibly crazy...somebody please shoot me, I don't think I have enough beer to make it thru the night :drunk:
  9. El Pistolero

    So I Just Saw Two Squirrels...

    ...shall we say, "replicating" (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), in my back yard. Needless to say I was outraged as, 1) there are usually children about (thankfully they are in school at the moment) who shouldn't be witness to this sort of behavior, and 2) we have entirely too many squirrels already...
  10. El Pistolero

    Obligatory Annual Checkin

    Got an email from HBT today (thank you very much), so I thought I'd check in. How's everyone here doing?
  11. El Pistolero

    Shiner 99

    It's been awhile since I posted anything here (I apologize for that), but I was wondering...have any of you good ol' Tejas boys tried the Shiner 99? It's pretty good stuff, if you're in to lagers.
  12. El Pistolero

    Anyone Remember Pogo?

    Just wondering if anyone else is as skeered as I am, seeing as how Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday this month. :eek:
  13. El Pistolero

    Any Polygamists Here?

    So I was just watching a little of Big Love, and it started me wandering. Does anyone here (other than Cheesefood of course) have multiple wives? And if you do, is your second wife a former porn star? Just wonder how all that works out.
  14. El Pistolero

    Mark and Emmylou

    Has anybody heard All the Roadrunning...the new CD by Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris? Kind of a countryfied Dire Straits with an Emmylou that reminds me a lot of her early days with Gram Parsons. Pretty good stuff...nuthin mind blowing, but pretty good pickin and drinkin music.
  15. El Pistolero

    Cinco de Masho

    I assume everyone here took off work today to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? It is of course a national holiday down here in Tejas...so I'm brewing and drinking Celebration Ale. :mug:
  16. El Pistolero

    Headin' South Boys...

    ...bound for Aqua Federales. Mañana. :rockin:
  17. El Pistolero

    Monday Mashing

    An experimental brew session, wherein the question is asked, "Can one do an all grain brew in between the time SWMBO leaves for work and gets home, while at the same time watching the kids who are inexplicably out of school today, and fixing the fence that go blown down in the hurricane?"...
  18. El Pistolero

    Citric Acid for Invert Sugar

    So I was fixin to make some invert sugar according to the recipe above, and I realized that I didn't have any citric acid. Can I use a bit of lemon juice or lime juice or something?
  19. El Pistolero

    Hop Rod Help

    I'm gonna try a Hop Rod Rye clone tomorrow, using Janx's Humboldt Hop Rod recipe. I've never had the real thing tho, and this will be just my third AG attempt, so I was hoping you guys could help me with the mash schedule. Will a single infusion mash work, and if so at what temp, or do I need...
  20. El Pistolero

    ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat

    I feel so much safer now, knowing that my government will go to any lengths to protect me from the threat of evil ninjas...ATF hogties ninja. I'll bet this dude wishes he chose pirate now. :D
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