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"It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

Slowly but surely, life's getting a wee bit better.

I mean, if you weren't YOU, they wouldn't have assumed you were talking about your daughter. People's expectations of your behavior aren't all that high, if I'm honest. Troy went pretty fast and without too much pain, apparently. He was old and arthritic, but doing OK. But, he threw up a...

... thank you, Paul. I needed that. Good on you.

I just can't deal anymore. This year ****ing sucks. Just had to put our old Troy-dog down, day before Thanksgiving. Had a previously-unknown tumor on his spleen burst, causing internal bleeding and anemia; he had, at most, about a day to live. 2016 can't get the **** over with quickly enough.

It's late November you ****ing *****.

Late here; sorry to hear about PTO. Only got a chance to hang out with him a couple times, usually over a campfire while he and Smurfy steinbrewed. Real nice guy.

I'm guessing he's got a couple ounces of weed and a new philosophy major, too.

... says the guy pimping out his own daughter a couple of weeks back....

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=39433 I'd start with this thread.

Yeah, you guys have been married for a while now I suppose.

Well, I guess I know who gets the Cup again this year.

... wasn't too early for Opera-Man.

You got any hops, malt, and/or yeast in there?

... look at the ****ing mouthbreather!

The phrase "ten pounds of sh!t in a five-pound sack" comes to mind.

What the **** do you know about scales? You ain't stepped on one without breaking it since 1972.

How is it possible that my order from NB is 7.7 pounds, when I ordered thirteen pounds of grain? Are those metric pounds or something?

I forgot I had a brewometer setup on the chiller, too. I might end up holding onto it. Really want to find a new home for the keggle, though.

... uh, I'm a little confused as to why UPS says my package is 7.7 pounds, when I ordered thirteen pounds of grain (and a pound of hops, among other things)....