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Rent a moped and drive it into a tree.

Everything that *I* have in response, is apparently going to get deleted any myself banned.

What the **** got deleted?

Drinking beer in Freiburg, on our way to France tomorrow, still a little sunburned from the Italian coast. It's getting better, though - don't you guys worry.

If that hasn't happened to Paulie, that's not happening to *anyone*.

Some people heard "Greek God"; others heard "fat slob." Who's to say who was correct?

I had $5000 in my head as the figure, but it wouldn't shock me if they bumped it up sometime in the last few years.

Good for her! Would love to run Boston, of course, but no way I'll ever get a qualifying time and it's a huge fundraising commitment to be on a charity bib.

Huh. Figured you might have bought on in those forty minutes between posts.

So, I'm assuming at least a couple of you clowns have spent some time in Munich. We're doing two weeks there this summer, hanging out with the BIL. Recommendations?

Well, I *had* made a remark about the young lady's "back pu*sy," but then I was like, "... ****, I think that's Paulie's daughter, that's over the line, even for me"... but now I'm remembering that time you were on here trying to pimp her out... so yeah, you probably *should* have gone ahead...

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He'd be charred to a crisp on the inside, but still raw in the middle.

Paulie always gives away the backdoor for free. Well, buy him a cheeseburger first.

Meh, I got an infection. Was hoping to score some antibiotics.

Enjoy your birthday, Paulie! There's no ****ing way you've got too many of 'em left.

"Hey Billy, do you want to play 'seamen'?"

It's his girlfriend's high school. She's going to be a junior in the fall.

It's the right size, though. And the base is flared, so it doesn't get lost up there.

Image us at the Last Supper. "Hey Jesus, you gonna cook the pizza this time?"