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I'll be honest, when I heard you were stuck on a train I figured we'd have to come down with twenty pounds of butter and a crowbar to get you out.

"And that, your honor, is why those fine officers arrested me for solicitation; I was only giving those ******** to earn bus fare to get back home."

The kind of day today when it's hard not to feel thankful. Specifically, I'm thankful you ***** all live way on the other end of the state.

You sure some of those aren't just recreational?

What makes this an especially brilliant idea is that the bedrock is about eighteen inches below the surface at Paulie's house. Hence, it's protrusion into his neighbor's basement and Paulie's inability to set the support posts for his shed below the frost line. We should set a betting line...

He and his best buddy spent the whole afternoon strokin' it smooth.

250 stone if I were guessing.

Mmmm... yeasty clam.

Someone commented that it didn't seem that bad until they realized his foot was still in his shoe.

I mean, they basically kicked Lester to the curb, too. The Sox have an interesting interpretation of the "**** cancer" mindset.

Eh, who cares? What's the point? **** it all. **** everything.

But alas, it's only 2x the number of cheeseburgers that Paulie ate over Labor Day weekend.

Can't wait to not load up my car and stay home tomorrow!

A dollar per stroke? Reminds me of that time you pimped out your daughter.

What, you afraid no one else is going to show up, either? Give it to Smurph and call it good, Lord knows the blue bastard's earned it for putting up with your **** all these years.

Not this year, guys.

Not sure yet what I'm doing on September 16th, but it's not driving to hang out with you ****s again. Have fun.

Bottle bombs are created by too much sugar being in the beer at the time of pitching - incomplete fermentation, or too much priming sugar added. Adding fresh yeast won't make a real difference, since there's still viable yeast in the beer - it just may ferment quicker if the old yeast has been...

Meh.