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I’m going to a funeral tomorrow morning at 9 AM. I’m not looking forward to it; I’m not really a mourning person.

Hello and welcome to the party! I also enjoy an IPA with a solid malt backbone, so I can relate to your quest. Lots of fun ways to beef up your backbone, which that hop load can easily stand up to. Sometimes I change up my base malt and add a hefty dose of Golden Promise, Pale Ale malt, or I...

I have decided that when I die, I want to be cremated and have my remains pressed into a record. It is my vinyl request.

2507 + 3 gal ESB = 2510 gal

I got my friend - who is blind - a cheese grater for his birthday. A few weeks later, I asked him if he liked it. He said it was by far the most violent book he’d ever read.

Here in the East, it’s hot and humid again. Luckily, we have an in-ground pool, which we inherited when we bought our current home. My wife and I spent the day Sunday by the pool, drinking beer. Eventually, I really had to pee, but instead of going inside, I decided to go in the deep end...

Kegland MaltMuncher mill from MoreBeer. I'm pretty stoked to use it. Relatively small hopper but perfect for the small batches I brew.

2.75 gallons American IPA. 1919 + 2.75 = 1921.75

I told my wife the other day that I thought her underwear was entirely too tight and too revealing. She told me to wear my own.

I was feeling anxious this week so I called the Paranoia Hotline. Instead of saying “Hello”, the woman that answered said, “how’d you get this number??”

2.5 - 2.75 gals stovetop BIAB batches for me.

Centennial Simcoe Chinook Mittelfruh Magnum

1291 + 2.75 gal German Pilsner = 1293.75 gal

I’ve been going through a tough time at work lately. Yesterday I came home, feeling frustrated, and my wife - sensing my despair - put a reassuring hand on my shoulder and said, “Earth.” I know it sounds strange, but it meant the world to me.

From lips without passion to the lips with a kiss There's nothing of your love that I'll ever miss The stain on my notebook remains all that's left Of the memory of late nights and coffee in bed Squeeze, Black Coffee in Bed

Picked up a few ingredients for this weekend's stovetop BIAB brew day: my annual summer pilsner. A bit different this year: going with 100% Weyermann Barke Pilsner malt (no specialty malts this year); also using Crystal as my aroma hop instead of my usual Mittelfruh. Cheers.

Summer, Highland Falls - Billy Joel

I got a strange call the other day. I said “hello?” and the caller coughed, sneezed, sniffled and hung up. So annoying - I hate getting cold calls.

Is there gas in the car? Yes, there’s gas in the car. I think the people down the hall know who we are. Steely Dan, Kid Charlemagne

(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes - Elvis Costello